Sometimes you just gotta call it what it is.

May 25th, 2010
Sarah.

Sarah.

This is my partner, Sarah. She climbs, thinks, explores, works, grunts, loves deeply, makes silly mouth noises, hikes, seeks, inspires, teaches, gives, and most of all she doesn’t stop doing any of those things – ever. She’s an amazing, beautiful, strong, educated, independent, empowered, intelligent, enlightened woman who teaches me something new about myself every day. She lives well, eats better, works hard, thinks smarter, never complains (unless she hasn’t eaten), loves a good trail, runs harder than me, does more pull-ups than me, can debate me into a corner, carries more water, cooks better food, is more disciplined and I’m finding that she has the capacity to love more fiercely than anyone I’ve ever met. Her laugh is intoxicating, her perspective balanced and when she smiles, you smile too – you just can’t help it. She’s usually unforgivingly focused and bullish but always exquisitely graceful and feminine.

Sometimes, you just gotta call it what it is.

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Sprung.

April 9th, 2010

Spring is goin’ on outside somewhere. I’m a little sunburned, windburned and I got hailed on four times. Washington spring is always a very temperamental thing.

First of the camas to pop.

First of the camas to pop.

Climbing and training have begun in earnest in an attempt to get back to where I left off last year. Everyone is anxious to get outside and climb, but the weather’s been throwin’ sliders at us a little. None this weekend, perhaps next. But, it’s still spring, so who really cares?

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Christmas views

December 28th, 2009
Christmas sunrise, loking south.

Christmas sunrise, loking south.

Christmas sunrise, looking north.

Christmas sunrise, looking north.

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All I got for Christmas was a sunburn.

December 26th, 2009

“What? You missed your flight?”

“Yeah, I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it to Virginia to see my family for Christmas. They’ve overbooked everything. I’m going to sit here at the airport for 14 hours to try to get on a red-eye to Raleigh and rent a car from there.”

Sarah never made it onto a flight for her 5 day trip to see her family. She came home that night. The next day I mentioned that the weather for our planned trip to Camp Muir for new years looked bleak.

“But we have a stellar weather window right now. How does Christmas at Muir sound?”

We were off for a Christmas at 10,188 feet.

We picked up Deborah from her house at 7am Christmas eve and made the drive to the Nisqually entrance, flashed our “get in free” badge and sped up the icy road to get our permit. Acquiring a backcountry permit for Camp Muir can be a real problem without reservations sometimes, but not on Christmas eve. The ranger told us there were only two other summit parties there that night. We’d have it nearly all to ourselves.

After pulling into one of the “overnight parking” spots at Paradise, we hastily donned winter gear, tighted lashes and emptied bladders for the 7 and one-half hour uphill struggle to come. Then we set out and up on skis and showshoes at 10:30 am. Not exactly alpine, but the best we could do considering we were one of the first cars in the lot.

The mountain from down low. Just at Glacier Vista.
The mountain from down low. Just at Glacier Vista. Sarah Hamman image

We made our way up and up, as this trip always requires, through familiar terrain; deep powder, bluebird skies and cold, cold air. Sarah skinning up on her tele’s and Deborah and I on snowshoes, we each hauled an average of 40 pounds or so on our back. Not too heavy under prime conditions, but try traversing the southern slope of Pan Point on skis or snowshoes in a foot of loose fresh and with a full pack. One word: Sketchy. No, exhausting. actually it was sketchy and exhausting. On top of Pan Point lunch awaited.

Lunchtime. I still can't believe that this was Christmas eve!

Lunchtime. I still can't believe that this was Christmas eve! Sarah Hamman image.

After lunch we headed back upwards for 6 more hours of relentless and madeningly unforgiving “up”.  By now we were just at 7,300 feet; 2000 vertical feet from the truck and 3,000 vertical feet from dinner. We ran into an extraordinarily overprepared  Canadian couple, gear sled and all, who were going to attempt the summit in two days. We bid them good luck and passed them. Then we were passed by Gavin,  mountaineer from down under who was going to attempt the summit solo on Christmas morning.

If you’ve never been to Muir, the trip is endless. If you’re even the slightest bit out of shape, you will turn around and head straight for your couch. The trip to Muir is not confortable and getting there takes diggin deep sometimes. Sarah and I kept a steady pace, rest-stepping and pressure breathing. Deborah, disliking the cold, literally sprinted to Muir for the relative warmth of her sleeping bag. Around 9,000 feet the sun went down with Deborah nowhere in sight ahead of us. All Sarah and I could see was more up. Then the winds came, not a gentle breeze, but the wicked gusts from the upper mountain driving spindrift into any hole in our clothes it could find.

Goodbye sun, only an hour and a half left by headlamp.

Goodbye sun, only an hour and a half left by headlamp. Sarah Hamman image.

The sun had gone down, and the wind was pushing us back down the mountain. Through it I could hear my cell phone beeping at me. I had left it on and the battery was dying. I pulled a glove off, and grabbed my phone to turn it off, but it got blown out of my hand. As it bounced and sped downmountain with incredible velocity I thought to myself “well then, there goes my phone, isn’t that a shame”. Immediately following that silly thought was: “Shit! What am I thinking?! There goes my only form of communication with anyone in the world. Lost forever!” I’m sure I looked funny sprinting downmountain with a huge pack and showshoes – probably like a retarded penguin. Relief came as I dove onto my phone just in time to see one of my ski poles skip past me as I skidded to a halt on the icy firn. Gathering my things, I finally turned my phone off, laboriously stood and huffed many deep, oxygen-deprived breaths for a few minutes. I turned to see Sarah still skinning her way up, but I now had to make up 50 yards of ground I’d already achieved once before. And she missed the opportunity of chuckling at my little epic.

Sarah navigates the half-door to our home for Christmas night.

Sarah navigates the half-door to our home for Christmas night.

Sarah and I got to Muir around 7:30 pm to find the shelter open and Deborah cooking dinner inside with our friend for the night, Gavin. We cooked after negotiating a potential stove epic, ate, sipped tequila we smuggled up in an old olive jar, shared climbing stories and got to sleep early; Gavin had a 2:00 am start on the Gibraltar Ledges route the next morning. I woke up at midnight and laid in my bag until 2 when Gavin’s alarm went off. I dozed back off soon after he finished his breakfast. I got everyone up at 6:00 Christmas morning because I literally had to pee; there was no way I could hold it any longer.  The good news was that the sun was coming up.

Sarah and Deborah on the Cowlitz Glacier in awe of our perfect Christmas sunrise. You've never seen alpenglow unless you've been in alpenglow.

Sarah and Deborah on the Cowlitz Glacier in awe of our perfect Christmas sunrise. You've never seen alpenglow unless you've been in alpenglow. Cathedral Rocks in the background.

We played in the sunrise for probably an hour and a half, fighting stiff 40mph gusts and biting spindrift for the spectacle of what we were seeing. This was a Christmas gift better than I had ever received before. As soon as the sun had risen enough that we had full-spectrum sunlight, we retreated to the shelter for oatmeal, hot chocolate and tea; a splendid Christmas morning.

Mmmm, breakfast.

Mmmm, breakfast of champion mountaineers.

Packing up took what seemed like forever because the three of us were endlessly distracted by where we were and wanting to take as much of it in as we could. Eventually we got everything stowed and took a group pic. Sore and exhausted, we began the trudge down.

Getting ready for the descent. Sorry in advance, knees.

Getting ready for the descent. Sorry in advance, knees.

"Wait, I thought I was gonna ski down from up there!?" Sarah's hardcore.

"Wait, I thought I was gonna ski down from up there!?" Sarah's hardcore.

Sarah cuts some turns in the hard styrofoam just under Muir.

Sarah cuts some turns in the hard styrofoam just under Muir.

The descent was long, fun and bright. Sarah shredded most of the way down as Deborah and I plungestepped through hard styrofoam snow and ice. On the upper reaches, the morning wind lashed at our backs and even helped Deborah glissade a little. We made it back to the truck at around 3:30pm dreaming of beers and burgers.

Releif from aching feet and backs. On Christmas day images of beer and cheesburgers danced in our heads.

Relief from aching feet and backs. On Christmas day images of beer and cheesburgers danced in our heads.

So, then the question of where one finds either beer or burgers on Christmas day arose. We found that you either find a Chinese buffet or a bar. We chose Hanna’s where the girls ate veggie burgers and I made them gag by inhaling a whole Hanna’s Heartstopper. Wow.

Hanna's Heartstopper. Yeash...

Hanna's Heartstopper. Yeesh...

You know, if Sarah had scored a seat on a red-eye through Chicago she’d probably still be stuck there. Maybe it’s a good thing she was forced to hang around here for a while. Either way, I think we all had an epic holiday. The rest of this post will be a photodump of some interesting photos from this trip. I’ll post panos as soon as they’re done stitching.

Sarah and Deborah on the way up, Christmas eve.

Sarah and Deborah on the way up, Christmas eve.

Looking out the shelter door. Not a bad view, albeit a cold-as-hell one.

Looking out the shelter door. Not a bad view, albeit a cold-as-hell one.

Rime ice in the morning. Sexy.

Rime ice in the morning. Sexy.

I love Christmas morning...

I love Christmas morning... Blowing hard on the summit.

Sunset, Christmas eve. Two hours left. Damn.

Sunset, Christmas eve. Two hours before dinner. Damn. Sarah Hamman image.

Deborah fights the wind on the Cowlitz Glacier Crhistmas morning.

Deborah fights the wind on the Cowlitz Glacier Christmas morning. Sarah Hamman image.

The Muir crew. Christmas day 2009.

The Muir crew. Christmas day 2009.

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Sunrise

November 30th, 2009

Sunrise from McClure Rock, Mt. Rainier, ~7,300 ft.

Sunrise from McClure Rock, Mt. Rainier, ~7,300 ft.

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Winter Gnar

November 30th, 2009
Sarah gets her sunrise on at about 7,300 feet.

Sarah gets her sunrise on at about 7,300 feet.

Thanksgiving has come and gone, but I hadn’t gone to Bishop with my boys like I was supposed to due to the fact that I had an in-town obligation for the day before. I canceled my vacation and decided I’d have a holiday on my terms for once. Basically, I’d planned to wake up late, cook something, hit a bar for a beer and watch a football game and then hopefully hit a late movie. Check, check, check, check and check. I still had three days off.

Oh, what to do…

mountains?

Yes!

Just out of Paradise Saturday.

Just out of Paradise Saturday.

Sarah and I decided we would beta test our winter gear with a ballsy romp ’shoeing as high up Rainier as we could get. It turned out to be the finest fluff of the year so far. Since they don’t open the road to Paradise until the plows are done at 10am, we didn’t get the alpine start we should have had, but we weren’t going far – we didn’t need to go far to find the gnar. We left paradise on snowshoes about 11:30 and started breaking fresh powder in whiteout conditions. I’d been here more than 100 times so I knew landmarks and terrain when we could see it. As we got higher, the conditions got worse, the wind blew harder and visibility just plain went away.

On top of Panorama Point kicking steps with our 'shoes and bearing the tough wind.

On top of Panorama Point kicking steps with our 'shoes and bearing the tough wind.

Above Panorama point, we were cold, tired and it was getting close to time that we found a bivi site for the night. Just at McClure Rock we decided to find a shelter. We dug out a huge drift on the lee side of the small ridge directly below McClure; it took about an hour to dig the perfect shelter and set up the bivi. The site was great and really sheltered us from the wind.

Starting the shelter dig. Perfect spot if you ask me.

Starting the shelter dig. Perfect spot if you ask me.

Celebratory PBR after the bivi was complete. Now, that's how you keep a beer cold! (this photo is for Micah)

Celebratory PBR after the bivi was complete. Now, that's how you keep a beer cold! (this photo is for Micah)

We hunkered down to be tentbound for a while and began eating the Thanksgiving feast we hauled up there. Cold turkey with cold dressing, potatoes and homemade pecan pie. Really a fitting feast!

Thanksgiving at altitude.

Thanksgiving at altitude.

After dinner we really hunkered for a long (13 hours) night of very broken and very cold sleep. We woke up on average, I’d say, every 30 to 60 minutes from the cold, discomfort or from the sounds of shattering glaciers and avalanches. It was a long night. We did manage to pop out of the tent at around 2 am into sub-20 degree temps to see that the storm had passed, the skies were clear and the nearly full moon was illuminating a few contrails and the cold, snowy landscape in it’s characteristic eerie blue glow. Amazing to be here again after so much time away. Back to bed for now.

Good morning, bivi. I love you too.

Good morning, bivi. I love you.

At around 6am we punched the rest of the snow off the tent and scampered out into the early pre-sunrise glow. I bet it’s clear, I bet it’s clear! Oh god, let it be clear! is all I could think, It was clear – and beautiful – and cold. And the views were still as great as they’ve always been from up here.

Good morning, sun. I love you. On top of a new foot of fresh.

Good morning, sun. I love you too. On top of a new foot of fresh.

We got up and were struck with the most amazing sunrise. The temps were in the teens, but the brilliant views over the cloud layer made up for the chill. The clouds gave us little peeks of the Tatoosh, Adams, St. Helens and even Hood. Amazing as it always is up here.

Morning views, hundreds of miles to the south.

Morning views, hundreds of miles to the south.

We stood in awe for about an hour, broke the bivi and decided that we’d hump back down instead of going up to Camp Muir due to the shortened daylight of winter, and there was hot chocolate waiting for us down there.

Up from Pebble Creek towards the top of Panorama Point again. We were glad to see the mountain.

Up from Pebble Creek towards the top of Panorama Point again. We were glad to see the mountain.

This trip was a great trial run for Sarah and I to gear up for the next 6 months of winter outings. Sorry, Sarah that I don’t ski – perhaps I’ll learn soon enough. Thanks for taking such great photos too, virtually all the image credits go to Sarah.

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First Option

November 23rd, 2009

Doctor of Philosophy in Biochemistry from McGill. I’m gonna learn French! Montreal, here I come.

As far as I’m concerned, this is the only option, The other 9 are just back-ups.

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The List.

November 14th, 2009

So, I haven’t scheduled my exams yet, it all pivots upon the fulcrum of the sale of my house. I am, however, studying like mad for my General and Biochem, Cellular and Molecular Biology subject GRE exams. Biochemists and biophysicists do it better.

For what? Well, here is the list of schools where my scores will be sent. The board is set and the pieces are in motion. Time to get busy!

  1. McGill
  2. Columbia
  3. Stanford
  4. Cornell
  5. University of Pennsylvania
  6. Duke
  7. Princeton
  8. Northwestern
  9. Yale
  10. U.N.C. Chapel Hill

You really can’t beat that list.

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How we Roll

October 15th, 2009

A growing photopost.

No seatbelt either.

No seatbelt either.

It's what's fer dinner.

It's what's fer dinner.

dusk

dusk

did you hear that?

did you hear that?

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fixin' up the sup'.

who farted??

who farted??

Required bigassfire for 20 degree nights.

Required bigassfire for 20 degree nights.

when watterbottles become icebottles. cold effing night.

when watterbottles become icebottles. cold effing night.

A stop at Hyas lake; hereforth referred to as coldass lake.

A stop at Hyas lake; hereforth referred to as coldass lake.

Hey Sarah, lets find the one route in Washington that has the steepest, most direct route. Did you bring a rope??

Hey Sarah, lets find the one route in Washington that has the steepest, most direct route. Did you bring a rope??

The sun and snow locked in hand-to-hand combat. Snow won. From the approach.

The sun and snow locked in hand-to-hand combat. Snow won. From the approach.

Greg's Problem (V.5). That crack is like glass, no bite whatsoever. Inverted lieback. the landing is good...

Greg's Problem (V.5). That crack is like glass, no bite whatsoever. Inverted lieback. the landing is good...

Snowing. where's that damn climb at now?

Snowing. where's that damn climb at now?

The snow wasn't supposed to hit until tomorrow dammit!

The snow wasn't supposed to hit until tomorrow dammit!

Trying some problems at the cliffband. 12 degree rock will suck your soul out through your fingertips. SOOOO PAINFUL!!!

Trying some problems at the cliffband. 12 degree rock will suck your soul out through your fingertips. SOOOO PAINFUL!!!

The whiteout and the retreat. Beer and burgers somewhere await.

The whiteout and the retreat. Beer and burgers somewhere await.

B.F.O.

B.F.O.

B.F.B.

B.F.B.

Thanks, Sarah, for taking so many pics.

winter.

October 14th, 2009

its winter. see you all next year. goodnight.

nothing to see here.

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Fallen Colors

October 13th, 2009

Just got back from a really fun, exciting, cold and diverse outside weekend in the Central Washington Cascades. We went to climb rocks, climb mountains and see fall colors. Got to do all of that, but in the midst of such a great time, the fates decided that it was our last chance. Winter blew in while I was out. A complete post will probably come tonight, but for now check out this 12 image composite of Fish Lake, a meander of the Cle Elum River.

Fish Lake meadow and Cathedrap Leak poking its head out of the clouds.

Fish Lake meadow and Cathedral Peak poking its head out of the clouds.

Geese on their way south taking a break from the flight.

Geese on their way south taking a break from the flight.

Cathedral Peak and reflection.

Cathedral Peak and reflection.

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Book of Hate.

October 10th, 2009

So, Book of Hate is a 13d in Tuolumne that could best be described as gnar probably. Micah and I found our own book of hate gnar today. In Leavenworth.  Here’s a picture of my ‘crimp’, if you can call it that, pulling onto Quest for Fire (V.9) at Mountain Home Boulders. Gnar.

The most painful crimp I've ever latched.

The most painful crimp I've ever latched.

Micah perched in the frigid temps searching for sun next to Quest for Fire.

Micah perched in the frigid temps searching for sun next to Quest for Fire.

We headed out for L-town at 5:45 am this morning wanting to get an early start since we decided not to head up the night before. The reason we didn’t go Friday night was because the overnight low was supposed to be 22 F. Yeah, F that. We got to Forestland and were “warming up” at 9am. It was effing snowing on us until 11am. Yeah, F that too. Everything hurt. I couldn’t feel shit, but I knew I was on my hold if it hurt really bad. I knew I’d dry-fired and blown my hold if it hurt like hell and I’d hit myself in the face or chest, and was suddenly on the ground. There was no comfort anywhere. We worked on lines from V.4 to V.10, many I pulled onto, some I just said “Yeah, F that” to.

Micah on the huge move on Dangle (7a, though Fritz calls it a 7b)

Micah on the huge move on Dangle (7a, though Fritz calls it a 7b)

At around 12:30 my feet were burning from the cold so bad I said “F this” (notice a theme here?) and convinced Micah that Mountain Home Boulders were where we wanted to concentrate (Quest for Fire and Star Wars), so we bailed. On the way out, the girls that had been climbing hard and drinking beer harder since 10am had found a crowd of horney groupie dudes to cling to. Ha! Later Portlander hoes! One was chatting up Joel Campbell in the lot (So, you vant to sign my book, ja? You know vat to do, ja. Sign zee book, ja!) It was a zoo.

Quest for Fire ALMOST went. My beta is to match right before the throw to the jug. Mica likes to just throw to the jug. Neither of the beta worked today. It never got above 40 F. F that.

Star Wars didn’t go much better, colder than shit. Painful as hell. So, zee boulders are fur zee climbing, ja? Not today.

Fall colors and the Icicle Valley from the Star Wars boulders at Mountain Home.

Fall colors and the Icicle Valley from the Star Wars boulders at Mountain Home.

Tomorrow, Sarah and I are supposed to spend the next two days in L-town doing this same thing. I think I might try to talk her into doing some alpine up Esmerelda Peaks area on the other side of the Stuart Range. Just as cold, but less frostbite.

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An Inlander’s Indoctrination

October 3rd, 2009

Tonight the girl from Ohio was introduced to the food that looks and feels like nothing else; the one that grows in the shallows of the Pacific Northwest. The Ohio native, Sarah, got her first taste of my kind of a perfect Saturday night. Raw oysters with lemon and cholula, pasta with a creme sauce, pepper, asparagus, two six-packs of beer. Most importantly is the endless variety of swing music to dance to: Ella, Frank and Tommy; singing and swinging the night away with great food, beer and terrific times. A great night!

"Um, I need more beer first I think"

"Um, I need more beer first I think"

Wait, dont you need to cook this shit first? It looks like a vagina.

Wait, dont you need to cook this shit first? It looks disgusting.

Really? Raw? But, I'M FROM OHIO!!!

Really? Raw? But, I'M FROM OHIO!!!

YEEEEAAAH!!! Oysters kick ass! Where's my frickin beer?

YEEEEAAAH!!! Oysters kick ass! Where's my frickin beer?

Such a great night dancing and eating terrific food. I wish you all could have been here to share it with us. Well, not really the whole night. Heh. Cheers folks!

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Good Times!

October 2nd, 2009
Laura and Erica settlin the score with the boys. Priceless night. Thanks everyone who came. Let's do it again soon.

Laura and Erica settlin' the score with the boys. Priceless night. Thanks everyone who came. Let's do it again soon.

I miss my friends sometimes. Somtimes I miss my friends. A lot.

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Week One Status.

October 1st, 2009

I have worked nearly 70 hours since Saturday. I have the coffee shakes even when I sleep. I have no appetite and when I do eat, it’s from Burger King (triple whopper with cheese, extra-all). I’m not sleeping because I keep going over the million responsibilities I have to keep this show going so my ass gets dragged around the halls. Trying to keep my lectures enthusiastic and engaging takes so much energy that by the end of the day I see stars in the periphery of my vision. I haven’t seen or heard from my friends in nearly 7 days, climbed in ten, and I’m getting lonely.

I do still love this job; week two is usually better, but week three is insane.

I wish I was outside, wide-eyed and tense; focusing all my movement on a run-out somewhere. Even a sketchy rappel from two questionably placed nuts sounds fun right now.

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We had a Good Season didn’t we, Little Si?

September 23rd, 2009
A season's worth of Grigri grit. The cord just know's she's spent for the year and getting ready for retirement. They shove old ropes out on iceflows too, don't they?

A season's worth of Grigri grit. The cord just know's she's spent for the year and getting ready for retirement. They shove old ropes out on iceflows too, don't they?

Yesterday marked the end of the sport climbing season for me; my last day. Well, that’s a little bit of a lie because Micah and I still have some unfinished business at Bob’s Area. Save for that bit of hand-to-hand to come, school starts in a few days so it’s time to bid a scornful farewell to the bolts. My project didn’t go yesterday – a product of a heavy work cycle, a long backcountry trip, a closed gym and complete lack of training. She’ll be waiting for me first go next year. I stole Micah’s camera and started snapping around the World Wall ledge, trying to capture the sights and sounds of the culture we’ve made for ourselves here. It’s been a phenomenal year; everybody sending like crazy, the competition between Dom and Jimmy, tons of new friends and a really tight clique to huddle in. Life is the most beautiful thing. Enjoy some sideline views of my last trip to the ledge in 2009:

Spent on Californication. It'll go soon guys.

Spent on Californication. It'll go soon guys.

Micah rehearsing his crux on Californication. We call him "le acrobat suicidal". I have no idea what that means.

Micah rehearsing his crux on Californication. We call him "le acrobat suicidal". I have no idea what that means.

The product of being belay bitch for the day. Gah-ritaaaay!

The product of being belay bitch for the day. Gah-ritaaaay!

What we all felt we could lead by the end of the year.

What we all felt we could lead by the end of the year.

Last dance on the death ledge and my poor friend the tree had been ripped out by it's roots and broken in half.

Last dance on the death ledge and my poor friend the tree had been ripped out by it's roots and broken in half.

Andrew catches Micah on Abo.

Andrew catches Micah on Abo.

Reptiles will have to wait to see my icy-cold grip until next year. I sure am going to miss clipping the same bolts Moses clipped on the FA of this route. That was back when Moses wore a shorter loincloth under his harness.

Reptiles will have to wait to see my icy-cold grip until next year. I sure am going to miss clipping the same bolts Moses clipped on the FA of this route. That was back when Moses wore a shorter loincloth under his harness.

Goodbye, Little Si. I’m not actually sure I will miss you that much. Thanks for all the great times and the brothers. Now, lets find some big azz boulders!!!

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Adventures over 60

September 22nd, 2009

Check my mom’s blog, roadtrip, and give her a holler.

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I know, I know…

September 20th, 2009

So many of you keep updating my site. Usually, I’ve been out and up nine or ten times since I’ve last updated. Ugh, I’m going crazy!!! I have dreams of crimping tiny chickenheads; kneedrops on itty-bitty flakes. Nightmares of killer whips on Micah’s belay. I’ve been fantasizing of climbing at 32 and other places like mad; but I can’t get there!

This damned leg is messing with me, and since everyone has found out about it (secretly, I dunno how: SARAH?!?!) Ya’ll have been hitting the crags without me. I’m dying over here. I can go! I’m not in pain! Very much pain anyway.

I’m stuck at home while you’re all out smashing my records, hiking my projects. You all know I’m not competitive when it comes to grades, but that’s only when I can school ya’ll as you step up to the shit I’m working.

I’m lonely. I miss you guys. Where’s my rope?

I hate being broken. Fucking femur. GRRRRR!!!!!

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Her name is Ruth, mom.

September 16th, 2009
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Three Times Longer and Twice as Hard…

September 13th, 2009
Home. Car camping was so foriegn to Sarah and I.

Home. Car camping was so foriegn to Sarah and I. I have no idea what Sarah is doing here. The Funky Chicken?

Micah and Dom left Sarah and I in camp this morning to finish packing our things and to head home. They were on their way to Rainbow Rocks on the Tieton River to continue climbing for an additional couple of days. Sarah and I had to return to civilization and be responsible. Mortgages, phone bills. A hungry cat.

Micah dines on a fine breakfast of fried chicken wings.

Micah dines on a fine breakfast of fried chicken wings.

I’d never climbed at Tienton before, though I was excited to. In the end, I wasn’t super stoked on the rock. It was good, but falls were not the cleanest with lots of ledges to break legs on. To make it worse, lots of routes wandered increasing the chances of a nasty pendulum if you took a whip. Or, maybe it was just the couple of places we ended up climbing at. Respectfully, the place has serious potential; and to be fair I was really in a laid back 5.9 kind of mood this weekend. I’ve been pushing so hard all summer, I just wanted to have some short, steep fun.

Micah's 11d onsight attempt. Sexy, braw.

Micah's 11d onsight attempt. Sexy, braw.

Sarah leads the 100-foot 10a. I got schooled!

Sarah leads the 100-foot 10a. I got schooled!

I shouldn’t make it sound like I didn’t have any fun, because I really did. I was able to enjoy a few stellar campfires out in the middle of nowhere with great friends, laugh my ass off, drink a shit-ton of beer, watch shooting stars from my tent and, well…climb. It was a good trip, but I’m broken right now with a messed up knee that’s going to put me out of commission for at least a month, what is shaping up to be Giardiasis; and last but not least, I lost both big toenails (which is not going to help with climbing). I’m really impressed with Sarah, she lead a 30 meter 10a without even looking tired. She actually spanked me because I just wasn’t into climbing it. Meh, not inspiring. Sarah, however hiked the thing and even came down with a great flapper. Tough chick. I like that.

Hey, Sarah's between my legs. She's a great belay.

Hey, Sarah's between my legs. She's a great belay.

Priceless, pure Dom.

Priceless, pure Dom.

This was, for me, more of a trip to relax, play around, laugh hard and maybe send a few easy, short routes. I got to do all of that so I continue to be a success in life.

We’ve decided that we’re going to start a quote book because we always end up saying the funniest things and then we forget them. This trip’s best quotes were:

  • Dom: I love nuts (in reference to cashews).
  • Me: I have endless wood (firewood).
  • Sarah: I wish it was 3 times longer and twice as hard (that last route).

Micah had a few great ones, like usual. But he waits until we’re all shitfaced and can’t remember anything the next morning.

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PANOS!

September 9th, 2009

I captured a bunch of panoramics of my last trip. Here’s some I’ve finished stitching. If you’re looking for stitching software, IMHO the best is called Hugin from UBC. Click the images to see the mid-sized version of them, the view is worth it.

Panoram from the summit of Hidden peak looking out over the North Cascades. Sarah tips the summit for the score.

Panoram from the summit of Hidden peak looking out over the North Cascades. Sarah tips the summit for the score.

Sawtooth Ridge and Libby Lake panoram.

Sawtooth Ridge and Libby Lake panoram.

The view from my climb onto Hoodoo peak into the Pasayten. Can you find Sarah and the bixy site?

The view from my climb onto Hoodoo peak looking into the Pasayten. Can you find Sarah and the bivy?

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Less Traveled.

September 8th, 2009

Trip Statistics

  • Total backcountry days: 5
  • Total backcountry miles: 42
  • Total vertical gain: 12,200 feet (2.3 vertical miles)
  • Average Pack weight: 45+ lbs

This is going to be a long, photo-laden post. Read it. More great photos here (the one with 67 images in it).

Day one: I shall be telling this with a sigh

Tuesday I picked up Sarah from work at The Nature Conservancy at 11-ish and rushed to pick up her truck from the mechanic. We were off for a big alpine trip that we’d had planned for a month or so. The goals were to climb Shale and stay night one on the glacier, then bag Buckner, Mix-up, Magic and Johannesburg over the following few days using Pelton Basin as a basecamp. She had a Nature Conservancy meeting in Seattle at 2pm that we were rushing to meet, during which time I would wander around the Market and encounter other strange happenings for the hour and a half she was engaged. I learned during that time that if you pass a bum on the street more than once, it gives him the right to verbally accost you. Dude, just don’t – I own a can of bear spray.

After she was out of her meeting, we booked it out of Seattle for the Marblemount ranger station on Hwy 2 in the North Cascades, hoping desperately that they’d still be open. Unfortunately, we encountered a little bit of traffic on the way. This put us at Marblemount at 6:15 pm, 15 minutes after they’d closed. Damn! No early permits for us, we’d have to find somewhere to bivy for the night and get our permits at 7am when they opened the next morning. No big, we’ll just be a few hours behind, a sense of adventure and the unknown pervaded everything we did – such a sexy feeling. We hit a camp spot where we lit a raging fire under an impressive thunderstorm next to the raging Skagit River. Dinner was prepared by my finest trail companion to date; Couscous with all the trimmings, cooked under stars as brilliant as an acid trip then accompanied by some jungle juice I snuck in my pack for just such a desperate occasion. The juice we drank ensured a fun and interesting evening of inebriation and laughter all night long, providing us with fodder for jabs throughout the rest of the trip. An impromptu u-turn in plans and a  great kick-off to a fabulous trip.

At the first bivy after we realized we couldn't get permits until the next day. It was a good night.

At the first bivy after we realized we couldn't get permits until the next day. It was a good night.

Breakfast, day 2. Off to get permits!

Breakfast, day 2. Off to get permits!

Day two: Somewhere ages and ages hence:

The next morning we got up, prepared some food because we knew we had thousands of feet to climb before we even got to glacier camp. We packed up dry bags and tent for the last time this trip and it was off to the ranger station for permits! We made our way back down the road in Sarah’s 4×4 pickup in gleaming morning splendor, fully expecting to be on the trail for our destination in a few hours. Once at the ranger station we asked for permits for Sahale and Pelton. The ranger’s reply was “Cascade River Road is closed as of yesterday”. What the HECK!!! He said that it would open up at 7pm that night, but it would close at 6am the next morning for washout repair, and we could go for a quick climb for the day and get into the Cascade Pass trailhead (our only access point) after 7pm. We got our permits, though tardy by 2 days, and hit up Hidden Peak as a good 4,000 ft climb for the day. The climb to Hidden Peak was pretty superb. Sarah, a veteran of the Sierra and Colorado, Wyoming and Montana Rockies was in for a treat as we surpassed treeline and rose above the mess of sub-alpine tundra into the realm of lichen and stone for as far as the eye can see. I was happy, as I was able to introduce her to the jaw-dropping splendor of the North Cascades. Her awe was impossible to hide. We approached through massive chalk-white boulderfields that I drooled over for quite some time (thank god we brought our rock shoes!) until we saw the peak and the lake. It was time for climbing in the alpine finally and we got some good jamming, stemming and 4th and 5th class free-solo face climbing in getting to the summit of Hidden Peak (around 8,000+ ft). The views of the North Cascades were, like always, not disappointing. I remember being here. I remember the alpine. I love this place. The simultaneous feeling of freedom and insecurity is a joyful feeling. It is the city and a million people that I fear.

Sarah makes her way up to the pass, then onto the ridge traverse to Hidden Peak.

Sarah makes her way up to the pass, then onto the ridge traverse to Hidden Peak.

A little free solo for your pleasure! Getting to the summit of Hidden.

A little free solo for your pleasure! Getting to the summit of Hidden.

Sarah on the summit.

Sarah on the summit.

Thousands of bullet-hard boulders with laser-cut splitters EVERYWHERE!!!

Thousands of bullet-hard boulders with laser-cut splitters EVERYWHERE!!!

We thought ahead and brought our rock shoes and bouldered a bunch. God, it was great to crush such beautiful granite - better than L-town by a mile!

We thought ahead and brought our rock shoes and bouldered a bunch. God, it was great to crush such beatiful granite - better than L-town by a mile!

Sarah highsteps her way to victory. The boulders up here were clean and filled with the most beautiful splitters and flakes I've ever seen.

Sarah highsteps her way to victory. The boulders up here were clean and filled with the most beautiful splitters and flakes I've ever seen.

The descent into alpenglow and green meadows filled with wildflowers. Sarah glows for the camera under low crags.

The descent into alpenglow and green meadows filled with wildflowers. Sarah glows for the camera under low crags.

We downclimbed after the summit under a rose-red sunset sinking through shattered clouds on the horizon into the deep blue and then star-speckled blackness overhead. We knew that the Sahale trailhead and our grand adventure awaited with dew-covered firs and wildflowers just for us to discover like Lewis or Clark. We gained Cascade River Road and began the trudge up to the pass in her 4×4 but encountered a roadblock; the road was still closed! We had no option; the universe was telling us that Sahale and friends were not for us to bag this year. Begrudgingly, we made our way back to the Cascade River where there was another bivy on the river that we could chill at until the next morning when we would choke our permit-issuing ranger to death for the bullshit and wasted time. We built a fire in darkness, drank a bottle of wine I had smuggled in for high camp while humming bluegrass and talked of old climbing stories over a smokey fire and headlamps. It doesn’t matter what encumbrances faced us, we saw the beauty in each pinecone, fungus, raindrop and discouraging roadblock. There were still rewards to be earned.  Sleeping bags were warm and sleep came swiftly that night; almost as swiftly as the torrential downpours that woke us up at 6 am the next day.

Gearing up at the TH in the Sawtooth Wilderness - trying to dry waterlogged gear out. A cold, cold night awaits.

Gearing up at the TH in the Sawtooth Wilderness - trying to dry waterlogged gear out. A cold, cold night awaits.

Day 3: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I,

We made it back to the Marblemount ranger station to kick some ass when a nice girl told us that the road contractor had run into some difficulty and couldn’t re-open the road for the holiday weekend (holiday weekend? What holiday? Labor Day? That’s THIS weekend??? How did we miss that??). All morning I had been devising alternate plans on account of our lack of access to our coveted peaks and for the rain. I thought we should head east where there is no rain – and so we did. We stopped at the Winthrop ranger station after making the drive through mist and cloud. We couldn’t see anything more than the pull-on for the Beckey Route on Liberty Bell, but we got good beta for an out-of-the-way climb up into the Sawtooth Wilderness. Sounded good, sounded like solitude and sounded like it was our new plan! On our way up to the trailhead, we spotted a new lightning-spawned fire that we called into the fire district – our good deed for the day – then we were off, four-byin’ up the old road to the 6 mile approach to Libby Lake and HooDoo peak towering above it. It turned out to be the longest 6 mile approach either of us had ever hiked. Direct as hell, steeper than you’d ever like to hike; the trail was wicked, but we made it! We ascended through four distinct ecosystems: shrubsteppe, montaine, subalpine and alpine; in each place we noticed distinct variations on the same theme – we both love being here. Once we got to the bivy site, the weather was unstable, the temps in the low-40’s and the wind howling through the cirque we would call home for the night. Still, Sarah stripped down and went for a swim in the glacier water that was Libby Lake. All I have to say is that girl is more hard-core than any person I’ve ever, ever met. I managed to do a little low 5th class solo up into the Sawtooth massif for the views and a little adrenalin on fresh screefall and the most mobile talus I’ve ever seen. Once down, I built a fire to dry the girl’s beautiful, soggy blond ringlets and she worked on a fine dinner menu. We sat up watching the full moon rise over the Sawtooth Range and their reciprocal shadows being thrown against the talus slopes of the snarled peaks behind us, then we retired to our bags for some good conversation followed by deep, well earned sleep for the night.

We wre kicking ourselves for not bringing the shoes with us this time. Sarah still gets the beta on this 50 foot slab.

We wre kicking ourselves for not bringing the shoes with us this time. Sarah still gets the beta on this 50 foot slab.

So, the air temps were in the low-40's, the wind was vortexing through the cirque around 20 mph and the water was just above freezing (literally). That didn't stop Sarah from going for a swim. That sexy Norwegian blood of hers.

So, the air temps were in the low-40's, the wind was vortexing through the cirque around 20 mph and the water was just above freezing (literally). That didn't stop Sarah from going for a swim. That sexy Norwegian blood of hers.

I did a little exploring. Unroped on choss. Fun!

I did a little exploring. Unroped on choss. Fun! (click the picture to enlarge if you dont actually believe I am there)

Dinner time and time to relax in the cold. We bundled-up, layed out under the stars and watched the full moon rise over the impressive ridge towering above us. Amazing night.

Dinner time and time to relax in the cold. We bundled-up, layed out under the stars and watched the full moon rise over the impressive ridge towering above us. Amazing night.

Day 4: I took the one less traveled by

The next morning, after the howling winds and sleet showers of the night before subsided, we ate breakfast bundled in winter snowgear and packed our thangs lazily. We headed down, but not before Sarah took one last dip in the absolutely frigid crystal clear-blue water of Libby Lake. This girl amazes me. The hike down was quick but torturous. I pulled a tendon in my knee and was hurting something fierce. There’s something about a 50 lb pack that will put the hurt on ya if you’re not careful. We finally got to her truck and headed down in a relaxed mood wondering what the next fabulous component to our adventure would be. “What’s next?” she asked? “Let’s hit the Enchantments” I said. We drove south through the desert to Pateros and then through Wenatchee and into Leavenworth where we stopped by the ranger station to inquire about permits. I say “inquire” because by now we both knew that it was Friday before Labor Day and permits would be scarce. The only let five heartbeats into any section of the Enchantments; most spaces are reserved years in advance. There were no spaces for us. Damn.

A little bit of a party at low camp, Day 4. Who's for a good game of cards with dinner?

A little bit of a party at low camp, Day 4. Who's for a good game of cards with dinner?

Sarah sacrificed an old map to make cards. A good game. She won, of course.

Sarah sacrificed an old map to make cards. A good game. She won, of course.

Hows about a great big, steaming hot cup of "up"? It got wet all 4000 vertical feet day 5.

Hows about a great big, steaming hot cup of "up"? It got wet all 4000 vertical feet day 5.

We ended up deciding to hump into Edna Lake, underneath the Chiwaukum Range, north of the Enchantment Lakes Basin. The first night we spent at an old spot way up the washed-out road as an advanced camp on our approach. We’d stopped at Leavenworth Safeway and bought another bottle of wine and some goodies since our outing was suddenly getting extended. That night we ate well, dank well, and played rummy using cards Sarah made from a map we’d gotten two days before. Many times this trip I wondered if I’d ever had a better friend in life; we seemed to be a mated pair in every aspect. We slept in the rain, awaiting the sweet splendor of the long, steep 16 miles that lay ahead. It was a wet, fun night.

Putting in contacts in the ice cold rain. The antithesis of a fun Friday morning. Big climb coming, be prepared!

Putting in contacts in the ice cold rain. The antithesis of a fun Saturday morning. Big climb coming, be prepared!

Day 5: And that has made all the difference

We woke into a downpour of liquid cold, strapped on wet boots, packs and raingear. We’d heard that there was a 90% chance of snow above 6,000 ft for this evening, and we were headed for thousands of feet above that – so we knew it was on – the adventure continues! We were going to get snowed on! We were headed for Edna Lake, under some peak that I forget the name of as of this writing, but that doesn’t matter. I only sort of climbed it (call it diorite choss!).We spent the good part of the morning routefinding using a Green Trails map that was absolutely wrong – making our way up old roads, switchbacks and some good old cross-country work until we found a sort-of established trail after about two hours. We followed it, guessing it was the right one and decided to go in the ‘up’ direction since that seemed to be the most logical choice. Reviewing the map, it didn’t seem to be the right trail! We decided that wherever this trail went was where we were going, so we went with it. It turns out that it was the right trail and after about 8 hours we made the pass into the alpine paradise that is Alpine Lakes Wilderness. The trip up was long and soggy; long because we spent a great deal of time gorging ourselves on blueberries and realizing that some bushes had been freshly chewed on by bears, and soggy because it poured and poured rain on us. We barked and complained and grunted our way up and over pass after pass after pass and through meadow after meadow and finally to Edna Lake under some fabulous craggy peaks that were veiled with swirling clouds. The temps were in the 30’s and we were soaking wet from the day-long downpours. We stripped clothes off, dried out and explored around 5pm after one of Sarah’s fabulous mountain dinners. Sarah and I ended up climbing up a cliff and spending the evening perched hundreds of feet up examining the mile-wide glacial valley below us for bear and elk for about two hours as 50 mile per hour winds swept wispy clouds through the valley at eye-level. About dusk we decided to retreat to our bivy and call it a night, and all I could think about was Sarah’s terrific dinner: couscous with chorizo, mushrooms, kalamata olives, green pepper and all-around exhaustion goodness. We ate together out of the same pot perched on stones placed by some other good people. It was truly a feast of kings and queens. It was now in the 20’s and we could tell snow was coming. We undertook some emergency heat-saving measures and zipped the sleeping bags together and huddled in the cold to share necessary warmth throughout the night. It was a long, warm, rewarding night, but sleep was fleeting for the howling wind.

Did I mention that it was wet? Sarah wrings her socks out below the first ridge on the approach.

Did I mention that it was wet? Sarah wrings her socks out below the first ridge on the approach.

At the first pass. Still wet after about six hours of up. We still had a few hours to go, but the rain died off since we were above most of it by now.

At the first pass. Still wet after about six hours of up. We still had a few hours to go, but the rain died off since we were above most of it by now.

We gorged ourselved on blueberries for hours on the way up. Made the pain a little more bearable.

We gorged ourselved on blueberries for hours on the way up. Made the pain a little more bearable.

Prepping the evening feast next to our improvised prayer flags. A little exploring was on order after dinner.

Prepping the evening feast next to our improvised prayer flags. A little exploring was on order after dinner.

Dinner!!!!

Dinner!!!!

Some after dinner soloing on a rotten diorite chosspile. Sketchy!

Some after dinner soloing on a rotten diorite chosspile. Sketchy!

Sarah and I perched up on a cliff and scanned the mile-wide valley for bears for hours.

Sarah and I perched up on a cliff and scanned the mile-wide valley for bears for hours.

Some foot maintenance required.

Some foot maintenance required.

Day 6: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood (and you know which one we chose)

We awoke at 6am to a fresh inch of snow covering the tent and landscape – the sun desperately crawling it’s way through the clouds. Curled up in soggy sleeping bags we dreaded putting on wet boots with wet socks and trudging through the 20 degree weather to pack up camp, but we mustered the strength to do so. We packed so quickly, we forgot to brush our teeth, but we did eat a cold breakfast under breaking sunshine and fierce winds. The hike down proved difficult as route finding at elevation in the snow was slippery and treacherous, but the lower elevations graced us with simple navigation and the only problem was my newly blown-out knees. We hiked into the lower layer of clouds where it started raining fiercely, drenching us to the bone. This didn’t matter as her truck was only hours away, and an hour away from the truck was some of the hardest-earned Mexican food and beer in the world at South in Leavenworth.

That night the temps were in the teens and twenties. Emergency heat-saving techniques were necessary. It was a long, cold night.

That night the temps were in the teens and twenties. Emergency heat-saving techniques were necessary. It was a long, cold night.

The year's first snow hit us witha few inches of powdery white. A beautiful morning!

The year's first snow hit us witha few inches of powdery white. A beautiful morning!

The first few steps of the 8 miles back to the truck and civilization. 4000 feet down on busted knees.

The first few steps of the 8 miles back to the truck and civilization. 4000 feet down on busted knees.

The drive home was full of future plans and sleeping, dreaming of the next adventure and dreading tomorrow’s responsibilities. I think I’ve found a partner for life, the entire duration of it, on the trail for sure and perhaps even off. Sarah can kick my ass on just about any terrain; she has more experience, fortitude and balls than I’ll ever hope to have. This trip has reminded me what I’d forgotten about the alpine; the suffering, pain, punishment and torture are not for the light-hearted fair-weather pseudo adventurer; and it always reminds you how small, fragile and insignificant you are. Just rewards for those willing to look deep enough into their souls to see who they really are, who they want to be and where they want to go.

Home.

Home.

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

-Robert Frost

Faux News Strikes Again

August 30th, 2009

Sarah tipped me to this gem of newsworthy reporting and fine cinema too. Obviously the Fox News stage prop budget is taking a hit along with everything else.




Absolutely stunning!

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What’s in YOUR first aid kit?

August 29th, 2009

Just finished restocking the kit, here’s the list:

  1. 2 maxi pads for arterial bleeds
  2. SAM splint and C-collar
  3. PI – 30 mL
  4. Spare, charged cell phone battery
  5. 2 ace wraps
  6. 2 vet wraps
  7. 2 t-shirt rolls
  8. CPR mask
  9. forceps
  10. hemostats
  11. scalpel and five 10-blades
  12. Two 120mL syringes (for vomit aspiration and wound cleaning)
  13. Three 1mL syringes plus 28G needles for epi injections
  14. analgesics and antihistamines
  15. 3 SOAP notes and pens (plus one body sharpie)
  16. gauze strips for wound packing
  17. five pair nitrile gloves
  18. clothing shears
  19. disinfectant, PI, ISO and EtOH.
  20. Band-aides, tape and anti-suture strips.
  21. Wilderness Medicine Handbook.

I think that’s just about it. Beat that, bitches! The only thing my kit doesnt have is a gun for when none of the ab ove is going to help.  O_o

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PERFECT.EFFING.DAY

August 26th, 2009

Man, I was supposed to work roads this morning at 5. I get up and by 4:30 the crew got canceled for the rain. I’m totally getting shafted by the weather. By 5:30 though, Micah had responded “HELL YEAH” to my text “Climbing please!”.

I had some errands to run this am, so we couldn’t leave earlier than usuall, but we were booking it by 11 to the lot by noon and at New World by 1pm. The weather was perfect; low 60’s, dry, slight breeze, ice-cold rock! Phenomenal climbing conditions! First order of business was to open business by Greg leading the first pitch of the day. Reptiles is getting way too short for a warm-up! Next up was Micah on Reptiles, which he then extended into Oval Orifice, possible project material for him. Note to self: the crux is right off the deck!

The next order of business was for me to continue working the headpoint of my 5.12a project, Rainy Day Women. I hopped on a couple times after Micah set the rope and made it through the bottom sequence nearly flawlessly. for 12a, it doesn’t seem that hard, though I can tell it’s going to be a 100 foot endurance route; taller, steeper and harder than anything I’ve done before.

Later we went up to World Wall Left and tried to get on Megatherion because Micah had a possible project line that is adjacent to it. Unfortunately, we had to wait 45 mintues for the squatters who just kept punching laps on the line. How ridiculous! About then, we realized that the ledge sounded like it was getting crowded – I counted 30 people when we left. They were taking numbers to get in line at each route. Damn! A record at WW1 and a lot of big guns there too.

Time to go somewhere else, like the Woods! I decided that I’d try to onsight my first 11b and feeling strong got spat when my foot slipped on some pine needles. It was a total freak event and I should have been able to onsight at least 30 more feet. I didnt end up getting the chains on what turned out to be a manky pile of choss line and Micah even complained when he did it. Find me a different 11b to onsight! Jeesh!

We then went down to the fissure between Repo I and Repo II where there is a 12c Micah’s been curious about. We set the toprope, Micah rappelled into the void and worked his hardest to figure out why ANYONE would have put bolts on such a crappy piece of rock. I mean even I could tell it was more than 12c, 13+ maybe?? Like, give us a break!

By this time it was 7pm and time for double bacon cheese burgers at the Dairy Freeze. I also got a corn dog and some onion rings (hey, I climbed really really hard today! Shuddup!)

We both left our cameras at home today, so no pics.

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Good Morning Kids

August 22nd, 2009
The "kids" outside my bedroom window before work the other day, and every day.

The "kids" outside my bedroom window before work the other day, and every day.

Every morning I wake up and hear the daily rustling of a doe and a pair of fawns gently grazing outside my open bedroom windows. In the afternoon I stop by the house and they greet me at the front door. They curl up and bed in the grass I left tall for them by the firepit every night. Last night Sarah and I were chatting and eating around the fire and the “kids” just wondered through, not paying us any attention. It’s really nice to have these things.

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Team Hardcore Rides Again!

August 20th, 2009

On Wednesday Micah, Kyle and I headed up to Little Si to burn some lines. It was Kyles first time outside and a week since I had been up. The summer is getting busy with all the leftover work we’ve been pushing to the side to make room for climbing. But still, getting out was more important today than anything! The trip up, the time there and the drive back was full of the commensurate laughter, joy and inner discovery that every trip is full of with Micah. I swear I have a great time with that guy no matter what we’re doing.

We got to the lot and it was IMHO pretty full for noon on a Wednesday. Micah didn’t expect to see anyone on the walls, just hikers on the trails. When we got to Blackstone, where there’s a really fun and super tall 10a that we wanted to work, we noticed three groups, one of which was on our line. “Well, Micah. Wanna head up to the Woods and I can get a repeat on Streetcleaner?” I said? “Why not” was the reply.

Kyle at the chains of Streetcleaner (5.10a). Nice job bro!

Kyle at the chains of Streetcleaner (5.10a). Nice job bro!

We got to the Woods and I put up the draws on a 5.7 2-bolt crack so that I could warm up and Kyle could get the feel of an easy pitch on real rock. It’s a crappy climb, one star max. We both sent, me with the onsight, Kyle with the flash. Lame. Streetcleaner was next, I wasn’t psyched and aided the crux, but set the toprope for Kyle. Kyle lunged up the thing with his tendency for dynos and strength moves. It was great to see Kyle enjoying himself in the Woods. Next, though was the New World!

Micah after cracking the whip on himself. Nice welt dude! The bruises we endure trying to catch the end of a rope falling from 120 feet...

Micah after cracking the whip on himself. Nice welt dude! The bruises we endure trying to catch the end of a rope falling from 120 feet...

We got to World Wall and Micah was right! We had the place all to ourselves! Micah hopped on Rainy Day Woman that I decided was going to end up being my first 5.12a lead project. I hopped on it and got to the crux, pleasantly pumped out and said that was enough. I’ll save it for later. I had more climbs I wanted to send today. I was super psyched when Kyle got on Rainy Day and tried it too! Way to get on the hard stuff to see what it’s about bro! The regular lines were all burned up, Techno, Psycho, Graven Image. Pretty soon, it started to get crowded. Really crowded. Crowded with a bunch of people who didn’t know how to climb. We heard some sketchy things , saw some even more sketchy things (chatting on your cell phone while belaying with an ATC, for example, or doing the extension to Son of Jesus as a multi-pitch, or hauling a folding chair to belay your girlfriends from, or…oh, God I could go on…), but when we heard this conversation:

Climber: “Okay, I’m at the chains”
Belayer: “Okay, you’re off belay”
Climber: “No dude, don’t take me off belay yet”
Belayer: “Dude, you’re already off belay”

we decided that it was too much circus-freak action for us and we bailed for Blackstone because we didn’t want to see someone’s brains smeared all over the ledge. It was THAT bad! When we got to Blackstone there was STILL someone on our line, so we bailed and called it a day.

Today reminds me that climbing is 10% strength, 10% technique and 80% headgame. I balked on Streetcleaner because I didnt feel like I had the energy to make the crux clip from the crimp. On toprope however, Kyle (A guy who’d never climbed outside before) lunged and jerked his way up it – a route I had danced up seven days before. My congratulations to Kyle for that success, and my regards to him when he entered into the world of “rock climber” after is first fall during his epic attempt at a 5.12a when he admitted to being sketched out about it. This is when it all starts – the headgame. The question “When am I going to fall?” becomes the the answer climbers are always fighting, which is “going” to fall. This is the headgame.

Be like Nic. Just don’t let go. My new mantra.

Once home we hit up Erica and Sara at the Fishtale brewpub for beers and dinner. I had to work early in the am so I bailed at around 11pm – but I still had a great day finished-up with a great evening. You all wish you lived my life. It is so good!

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Boy Time!

August 17th, 2009

This is boy time! It’s when I take a break from the fatherly persuasions of teaching and fling myself into the primate-like realm of road construction. Yup, most of you know that every year during the summer I take time to build roads: It’s my time time to cuss and bleed and sweat and listen to country music and eat pork rinds. It’s a different kind of manliness.

Every winter I swear to myself that I wont do it again. It’s killing me. It’s tearing me up. But every summer when I start full-time again I remember why I keep doing it.  It’s fun, it’s visceral, it’s primate…

The deafening rumble of a fleet of diesel engines at 4 am with blinding marker lights glaring over coffee while wiping the sleep out of your eyes. It’s for the brotherhood of slavery and martyrdom that everyone else on the crew feels on their 15th straight day without a break.  It’s the long, sweaty, bloody days. It’s the oppressive heat on new asphalt. The alkaline taste of concrete in your mouth. For the stream of sweat dripping off your nose. For messy hair; for dirty, torn and sun-bleached Carhartts, sticky leather boot soles and a great tan. It’s earning thick skin by laughing off the jabs of your coworkers. It’s for rubbing portland cement into a fresh laceration and forgetting about it for manhood’s sake. It’s 13 hour days without a lunch. It’s for the hunter-gatherer that’s so important, biologically, to the identity of a man. It’s for the laughter at someone elses completely ignorant mistake that we’re all going to have to fix. It’s for losing consciousness from exhaustion at 4pm, the second your head hits the pillow. It is not civilized. It is barely professional. It is gorilla. Totally.

I’ve fount that it’s pretty important to my identity as a guy.

It’s a time for this chemist to not think for once and to put his shoulder down and push as hard as he can against the pain into the reality of grunts and whoops and checking out chicks checking me and my Carhartt-clad ass out. Mostly, it’s for prevailing wage.

It’s boy time! This farmboy needs to do this to be a person.

Yeah, I think I’ll do this again next year.

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Anaphylaxis anyone?

August 15th, 2009

So this is just an aside, but it’s worthy of a blog post none the less.

Im home building a fire for the night and while gathering wood from the big pile, I notice some “buzzing”. On the back side of the ol’ pile there’s a fat paper wasp nest that I’ve never noticed (I have a fire almost every night…) No biggie, I’m a good seven feet from the thing, I’m just gonna chill and watch the hymeopteral comings and goings.

Then I hear this “bbbbzzzzzZZZTTTT” and a big fat bee lands on the sleeve of my hoodie.  “Fucker, get off!”. I shake it off. Or do I? I keep watching the hive. After a second I look at my sleeve and the bastard is still there, so I finally shake the persistent bastard off. His reply is to adhere himself to the hood of my hoodie this time. WTF??

The scene was probably priceless if someone had been watching. Me, jumping around frantically pounding myself on the back with long tree branches destined to soon become bits of evening firelight.

I knocked the wasp off of my back, but undeterred he flew directly and with clear intent into my EYE and stung me! WHAT THE F*CK???? This little guy totally had my number and I was nowhere near his busy little home. Africanized little mofo…

So, now my eye is virtually swelled completely shut, both from the sting and the velocity with which I hit myself in the face as my attempt to either defend myself or exact retribution for being so painfully violated.

We’ll see if I start itching later. Lets hope I’ve not just developed a systemic autoimmune response to wasp venom.

And I got a gallon of gasoline and a five gallon bucket for that hive waiting for me. Who wants to come over for a FIRE!

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Apogee

August 15th, 2009

There’s some weird-ass planet disalignment going on right now. I dunno what’s happened, but spontaneously everyone (even myself) has scattered a little on the wind. I only have one climb planned in almost two weeks! Dom and Laura and Micah are in Seattle, Nick went home to D.C., I’m working roads. Everybody is off to their own thing. I suppose it’s about time.

It’s a mutual apogee among friends. It’s uncomfortable, but probably a good thing. I just don’t want to get too weak! Perigee will be back soon enough…

The thing that sucks the most is that the Mountain Fest in Squamish that I wanted to go to is going on right now (and I’m missing it!) I’ve written off Squamish for the year. WTF? Everyone else has been a few times already, but those few of us with jobs couldnt get away. We have bigger plans and better funding – so suck it, suckas! Though I don’t think we can get any bigger than Dom’s 23 pitch big wall (but we’re gonna try!).

One of my goals in the next three years:  Gunsights!

Jens Holsten on the crux of the FFA of North Gunsights west face. Dreams!

Jens Holsten on the crux of the FFA of North Gunsight's west face. Dreams!

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