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All I got for Christmas was a sunburn.

December 26th, 2009

“What? You missed your flight?”

“Yeah, I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it to Virginia to see my family for Christmas. They’ve overbooked everything. I’m going to sit here at the airport for 14 hours to try to get on a red-eye to Raleigh and rent a car from there.”

Sarah never made it onto a flight for her 5 day trip to see her family. She came home that night. The next day I mentioned that the weather for our planned trip to Camp Muir for new years looked bleak.

“But we have a stellar weather window right now. How does Christmas at Muir sound?”

We were off for a Christmas at 10,188 feet.

We picked up Deborah from her house at 7am Christmas eve and made the drive to the Nisqually entrance, flashed our “get in free” badge and sped up the icy road to get our permit. Acquiring a backcountry permit for Camp Muir can be a real problem without reservations sometimes, but not on Christmas eve. The ranger told us there were only two other summit parties there that night. We’d have it nearly all to ourselves.

After pulling into one of the “overnight parking” spots at Paradise, we hastily donned winter gear, tighted lashes and emptied bladders for the 7 and one-half hour uphill struggle to come. Then we set out and up on skis and showshoes at 10:30 am. Not exactly alpine, but the best we could do considering we were one of the first cars in the lot.

The mountain from down low. Just at Glacier Vista.
The mountain from down low. Just at Glacier Vista. Sarah Hamman image

We made our way up and up, as this trip always requires, through familiar terrain; deep powder, bluebird skies and cold, cold air. Sarah skinning up on her tele’s and Deborah and I on snowshoes, we each hauled an average of 40 pounds or so on our back. Not too heavy under prime conditions, but try traversing the southern slope of Pan Point on skis or snowshoes in a foot of loose fresh and with a full pack. One word: Sketchy. No, exhausting. actually it was sketchy and exhausting. On top of Pan Point lunch awaited.

Lunchtime. I still can't believe that this was Christmas eve!

Lunchtime. I still can't believe that this was Christmas eve! Sarah Hamman image.

After lunch we headed back upwards for 6 more hours of relentless and madeningly unforgiving “up”.  By now we were just at 7,300 feet; 2000 vertical feet from the truck and 3,000 vertical feet from dinner. We ran into an extraordinarily overprepared  Canadian couple, gear sled and all, who were going to attempt the summit in two days. We bid them good luck and passed them. Then we were passed by Gavin,  mountaineer from down under who was going to attempt the summit solo on Christmas morning.

If you’ve never been to Muir, the trip is endless. If you’re even the slightest bit out of shape, you will turn around and head straight for your couch. The trip to Muir is not confortable and getting there takes diggin deep sometimes. Sarah and I kept a steady pace, rest-stepping and pressure breathing. Deborah, disliking the cold, literally sprinted to Muir for the relative warmth of her sleeping bag. Around 9,000 feet the sun went down with Deborah nowhere in sight ahead of us. All Sarah and I could see was more up. Then the winds came, not a gentle breeze, but the wicked gusts from the upper mountain driving spindrift into any hole in our clothes it could find.

Goodbye sun, only an hour and a half left by headlamp.

Goodbye sun, only an hour and a half left by headlamp. Sarah Hamman image.

The sun had gone down, and the wind was pushing us back down the mountain. Through it I could hear my cell phone beeping at me. I had left it on and the battery was dying. I pulled a glove off, and grabbed my phone to turn it off, but it got blown out of my hand. As it bounced and sped downmountain with incredible velocity I thought to myself “well then, there goes my phone, isn’t that a shame”. Immediately following that silly thought was: “Shit! What am I thinking?! There goes my only form of communication with anyone in the world. Lost forever!” I’m sure I looked funny sprinting downmountain with a huge pack and showshoes – probably like a retarded penguin. Relief came as I dove onto my phone just in time to see one of my ski poles skip past me as I skidded to a halt on the icy firn. Gathering my things, I finally turned my phone off, laboriously stood and huffed many deep, oxygen-deprived breaths for a few minutes. I turned to see Sarah still skinning her way up, but I now had to make up 50 yards of ground I’d already achieved once before. And she missed the opportunity of chuckling at my little epic.

Sarah navigates the half-door to our home for Christmas night.

Sarah navigates the half-door to our home for Christmas night.

Sarah and I got to Muir around 7:30 pm to find the shelter open and Deborah cooking dinner inside with our friend for the night, Gavin. We cooked after negotiating a potential stove epic, ate, sipped tequila we smuggled up in an old olive jar, shared climbing stories and got to sleep early; Gavin had a 2:00 am start on the Gibraltar Ledges route the next morning. I woke up at midnight and laid in my bag until 2 when Gavin’s alarm went off. I dozed back off soon after he finished his breakfast. I got everyone up at 6:00 Christmas morning because I literally had to pee; there was no way I could hold it any longer.  The good news was that the sun was coming up.

Sarah and Deborah on the Cowlitz Glacier in awe of our perfect Christmas sunrise. You've never seen alpenglow unless you've been in alpenglow.

Sarah and Deborah on the Cowlitz Glacier in awe of our perfect Christmas sunrise. You've never seen alpenglow unless you've been in alpenglow. Cathedral Rocks in the background.

We played in the sunrise for probably an hour and a half, fighting stiff 40mph gusts and biting spindrift for the spectacle of what we were seeing. This was a Christmas gift better than I had ever received before. As soon as the sun had risen enough that we had full-spectrum sunlight, we retreated to the shelter for oatmeal, hot chocolate and tea; a splendid Christmas morning.

Mmmm, breakfast.

Mmmm, breakfast of champion mountaineers.

Packing up took what seemed like forever because the three of us were endlessly distracted by where we were and wanting to take as much of it in as we could. Eventually we got everything stowed and took a group pic. Sore and exhausted, we began the trudge down.

Getting ready for the descent. Sorry in advance, knees.

Getting ready for the descent. Sorry in advance, knees.

"Wait, I thought I was gonna ski down from up there!?" Sarah's hardcore.

"Wait, I thought I was gonna ski down from up there!?" Sarah's hardcore.

Sarah cuts some turns in the hard styrofoam just under Muir.

Sarah cuts some turns in the hard styrofoam just under Muir.

The descent was long, fun and bright. Sarah shredded most of the way down as Deborah and I plungestepped through hard styrofoam snow and ice. On the upper reaches, the morning wind lashed at our backs and even helped Deborah glissade a little. We made it back to the truck at around 3:30pm dreaming of beers and burgers.

Releif from aching feet and backs. On Christmas day images of beer and cheesburgers danced in our heads.

Relief from aching feet and backs. On Christmas day images of beer and cheesburgers danced in our heads.

So, then the question of where one finds either beer or burgers on Christmas day arose. We found that you either find a Chinese buffet or a bar. We chose Hanna’s where the girls ate veggie burgers and I made them gag by inhaling a whole Hanna’s Heartstopper. Wow.

Hanna's Heartstopper. Yeash...

Hanna's Heartstopper. Yeesh...

You know, if Sarah had scored a seat on a red-eye through Chicago she’d probably still be stuck there. Maybe it’s a good thing she was forced to hang around here for a while. Either way, I think we all had an epic holiday. The rest of this post will be a photodump of some interesting photos from this trip. I’ll post panos as soon as they’re done stitching.

Sarah and Deborah on the way up, Christmas eve.

Sarah and Deborah on the way up, Christmas eve.

Looking out the shelter door. Not a bad view, albeit a cold-as-hell one.

Looking out the shelter door. Not a bad view, albeit a cold-as-hell one.

Rime ice in the morning. Sexy.

Rime ice in the morning. Sexy.

I love Christmas morning...

I love Christmas morning... Blowing hard on the summit.

Sunset, Christmas eve. Two hours left. Damn.

Sunset, Christmas eve. Two hours before dinner. Damn. Sarah Hamman image.

Deborah fights the wind on the Cowlitz Glacier Crhistmas morning.

Deborah fights the wind on the Cowlitz Glacier Christmas morning. Sarah Hamman image.

The Muir crew. Christmas day 2009.

The Muir crew. Christmas day 2009.

Author: Dasso Categories: climbing Tags: , , , ,

Winter Gnar

November 30th, 2009
Sarah gets her sunrise on at about 7,300 feet.

Sarah gets her sunrise on at about 7,300 feet.

Thanksgiving has come and gone, but I hadn’t gone to Bishop with my boys like I was supposed to due to the fact that I had an in-town obligation for the day before. I canceled my vacation and decided I’d have a holiday on my terms for once. Basically, I’d planned to wake up late, cook something, hit a bar for a beer and watch a football game and then hopefully hit a late movie. Check, check, check, check and check. I still had three days off.

Oh, what to do…

mountains?

Yes!

Just out of Paradise Saturday.

Just out of Paradise Saturday.

Sarah and I decided we would beta test our winter gear with a ballsy romp ’shoeing as high up Rainier as we could get. It turned out to be the finest fluff of the year so far. Since they don’t open the road to Paradise until the plows are done at 10am, we didn’t get the alpine start we should have had, but we weren’t going far – we didn’t need to go far to find the gnar. We left paradise on snowshoes about 11:30 and started breaking fresh powder in whiteout conditions. I’d been here more than 100 times so I knew landmarks and terrain when we could see it. As we got higher, the conditions got worse, the wind blew harder and visibility just plain went away.

On top of Panorama Point kicking steps with our 'shoes and bearing the tough wind.

On top of Panorama Point kicking steps with our 'shoes and bearing the tough wind.

Above Panorama point, we were cold, tired and it was getting close to time that we found a bivi site for the night. Just at McClure Rock we decided to find a shelter. We dug out a huge drift on the lee side of the small ridge directly below McClure; it took about an hour to dig the perfect shelter and set up the bivi. The site was great and really sheltered us from the wind.

Starting the shelter dig. Perfect spot if you ask me.

Starting the shelter dig. Perfect spot if you ask me.

Celebratory PBR after the bivi was complete. Now, that's how you keep a beer cold! (this photo is for Micah)

Celebratory PBR after the bivi was complete. Now, that's how you keep a beer cold! (this photo is for Micah)

We hunkered down to be tentbound for a while and began eating the Thanksgiving feast we hauled up there. Cold turkey with cold dressing, potatoes and homemade pecan pie. Really a fitting feast!

Thanksgiving at altitude.

Thanksgiving at altitude.

After dinner we really hunkered for a long (13 hours) night of very broken and very cold sleep. We woke up on average, I’d say, every 30 to 60 minutes from the cold, discomfort or from the sounds of shattering glaciers and avalanches. It was a long night. We did manage to pop out of the tent at around 2 am into sub-20 degree temps to see that the storm had passed, the skies were clear and the nearly full moon was illuminating a few contrails and the cold, snowy landscape in it’s characteristic eerie blue glow. Amazing to be here again after so much time away. Back to bed for now.

Good morning, bivi. I love you too.

Good morning, bivi. I love you.

At around 6am we punched the rest of the snow off the tent and scampered out into the early pre-sunrise glow. I bet it’s clear, I bet it’s clear! Oh god, let it be clear! is all I could think, It was clear – and beautiful – and cold. And the views were still as great as they’ve always been from up here.

Good morning, sun. I love you. On top of a new foot of fresh.

Good morning, sun. I love you too. On top of a new foot of fresh.

We got up and were struck with the most amazing sunrise. The temps were in the teens, but the brilliant views over the cloud layer made up for the chill. The clouds gave us little peeks of the Tatoosh, Adams, St. Helens and even Hood. Amazing as it always is up here.

Morning views, hundreds of miles to the south.

Morning views, hundreds of miles to the south.

We stood in awe for about an hour, broke the bivi and decided that we’d hump back down instead of going up to Camp Muir due to the shortened daylight of winter, and there was hot chocolate waiting for us down there.

Up from Pebble Creek towards the top of Panorama Point again. We were glad to see the mountain.

Up from Pebble Creek towards the top of Panorama Point again. We were glad to see the mountain.

This trip was a great trial run for Sarah and I to gear up for the next 6 months of winter outings. Sorry, Sarah that I don’t ski – perhaps I’ll learn soon enough. Thanks for taking such great photos too, virtually all the image credits go to Sarah.

Author: Dasso Categories: climbing Tags: , ,

How we Roll

October 15th, 2009

A growing photopost.

No seatbelt either.

No seatbelt either.

It's what's fer dinner.

It's what's fer dinner.

dusk

dusk

did you hear that?

did you hear that?

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fixin' up the sup'.

who farted??

who farted??

Required bigassfire for 20 degree nights.

Required bigassfire for 20 degree nights.

when watterbottles become icebottles. cold effing night.

when watterbottles become icebottles. cold effing night.

A stop at Hyas lake; hereforth referred to as coldass lake.

A stop at Hyas lake; hereforth referred to as coldass lake.

Hey Sarah, lets find the one route in Washington that has the steepest, most direct route. Did you bring a rope??

Hey Sarah, lets find the one route in Washington that has the steepest, most direct route. Did you bring a rope??

The sun and snow locked in hand-to-hand combat. Snow won. From the approach.

The sun and snow locked in hand-to-hand combat. Snow won. From the approach.

Greg's Problem (V.5). That crack is like glass, no bite whatsoever. Inverted lieback. the landing is good...

Greg's Problem (V.5). That crack is like glass, no bite whatsoever. Inverted lieback. the landing is good...

Snowing. where's that damn climb at now?

Snowing. where's that damn climb at now?

The snow wasn't supposed to hit until tomorrow dammit!

The snow wasn't supposed to hit until tomorrow dammit!

Trying some problems at the cliffband. 12 degree rock will suck your soul out through your fingertips. SOOOO PAINFUL!!!

Trying some problems at the cliffband. 12 degree rock will suck your soul out through your fingertips. SOOOO PAINFUL!!!

The whiteout and the retreat. Beer and burgers somewhere await.

The whiteout and the retreat. Beer and burgers somewhere await.

B.F.O.

B.F.O.

B.F.B.

B.F.B.

Thanks, Sarah, for taking so many pics.

Fallen Colors

October 13th, 2009

Just got back from a really fun, exciting, cold and diverse outside weekend in the Central Washington Cascades. We went to climb rocks, climb mountains and see fall colors. Got to do all of that, but in the midst of such a great time, the fates decided that it was our last chance. Winter blew in while I was out. A complete post will probably come tonight, but for now check out this 12 image composite of Fish Lake, a meander of the Cle Elum River.

Fish Lake meadow and Cathedrap Leak poking its head out of the clouds.

Fish Lake meadow and Cathedral Peak poking its head out of the clouds.

Geese on their way south taking a break from the flight.

Geese on their way south taking a break from the flight.

Cathedral Peak and reflection.

Cathedral Peak and reflection.

Author: Dasso Categories: climbing Tags: , ,

Book of Hate.

October 10th, 2009

So, Book of Hate is a 13d in Tuolumne that could best be described as gnar probably. Micah and I found our own book of hate gnar today. In Leavenworth.  Here’s a picture of my ‘crimp’, if you can call it that, pulling onto Quest for Fire (V.9) at Mountain Home Boulders. Gnar.

The most painful crimp I've ever latched.

The most painful crimp I've ever latched.

Micah perched in the frigid temps searching for sun next to Quest for Fire.

Micah perched in the frigid temps searching for sun next to Quest for Fire.

We headed out for L-town at 5:45 am this morning wanting to get an early start since we decided not to head up the night before. The reason we didn’t go Friday night was because the overnight low was supposed to be 22 F. Yeah, F that. We got to Forestland and were “warming up” at 9am. It was effing snowing on us until 11am. Yeah, F that too. Everything hurt. I couldn’t feel shit, but I knew I was on my hold if it hurt really bad. I knew I’d dry-fired and blown my hold if it hurt like hell and I’d hit myself in the face or chest, and was suddenly on the ground. There was no comfort anywhere. We worked on lines from V.4 to V.10, many I pulled onto, some I just said “Yeah, F that” to.

Micah on the huge move on Dangle (7a, though Fritz calls it a 7b)

Micah on the huge move on Dangle (7a, though Fritz calls it a 7b)

At around 12:30 my feet were burning from the cold so bad I said “F this” (notice a theme here?) and convinced Micah that Mountain Home Boulders were where we wanted to concentrate (Quest for Fire and Star Wars), so we bailed. On the way out, the girls that had been climbing hard and drinking beer harder since 10am had found a crowd of horney groupie dudes to cling to. Ha! Later Portlander hoes! One was chatting up Joel Campbell in the lot (So, you vant to sign my book, ja? You know vat to do, ja. Sign zee book, ja!) It was a zoo.

Quest for Fire ALMOST went. My beta is to match right before the throw to the jug. Mica likes to just throw to the jug. Neither of the beta worked today. It never got above 40 F. F that.

Star Wars didn’t go much better, colder than shit. Painful as hell. So, zee boulders are fur zee climbing, ja? Not today.

Fall colors and the Icicle Valley from the Star Wars boulders at Mountain Home.

Fall colors and the Icicle Valley from the Star Wars boulders at Mountain Home.

Tomorrow, Sarah and I are supposed to spend the next two days in L-town doing this same thing. I think I might try to talk her into doing some alpine up Esmerelda Peaks area on the other side of the Stuart Range. Just as cold, but less frostbite.

Author: Dasso Categories: climbing Tags: ,

We had a Good Season didn’t we, Little Si?

September 23rd, 2009
A season's worth of Grigri grit. The cord just know's she's spent for the year and getting ready for retirement. They shove old ropes out on iceflows too, don't they?

A season's worth of Grigri grit. The cord just know's she's spent for the year and getting ready for retirement. They shove old ropes out on iceflows too, don't they?

Yesterday marked the end of the sport climbing season for me; my last day. Well, that’s a little bit of a lie because Micah and I still have some unfinished business at Bob’s Area. Save for that bit of hand-to-hand to come, school starts in a few days so it’s time to bid a scornful farewell to the bolts. My project didn’t go yesterday – a product of a heavy work cycle, a long backcountry trip, a closed gym and complete lack of training. She’ll be waiting for me first go next year. I stole Micah’s camera and started snapping around the World Wall ledge, trying to capture the sights and sounds of the culture we’ve made for ourselves here. It’s been a phenomenal year; everybody sending like crazy, the competition between Dom and Jimmy, tons of new friends and a really tight clique to huddle in. Life is the most beautiful thing. Enjoy some sideline views of my last trip to the ledge in 2009:

Spent on Californication. It'll go soon guys.

Spent on Californication. It'll go soon guys.

Micah rehearsing his crux on Californication. We call him "le acrobat suicidal". I have no idea what that means.

Micah rehearsing his crux on Californication. We call him "le acrobat suicidal". I have no idea what that means.

The product of being belay bitch for the day. Gah-ritaaaay!

The product of being belay bitch for the day. Gah-ritaaaay!

What we all felt we could lead by the end of the year.

What we all felt we could lead by the end of the year.

Last dance on the death ledge and my poor friend the tree had been ripped out by it's roots and broken in half.

Last dance on the death ledge and my poor friend the tree had been ripped out by it's roots and broken in half.

Andrew catches Micah on Abo.

Andrew catches Micah on Abo.

Reptiles will have to wait to see my icy-cold grip until next year. I sure am going to miss clipping the same bolts Moses clipped on the FA of this route. That was back when Moses wore a shorter loincloth under his harness.

Reptiles will have to wait to see my icy-cold grip until next year. I sure am going to miss clipping the same bolts Moses clipped on the FA of this route. That was back when Moses wore a shorter loincloth under his harness.

Goodbye, Little Si. I’m not actually sure I will miss you that much. Thanks for all the great times and the brothers. Now, lets find some big azz boulders!!!

Author: Dasso Categories: climbing Tags: , , ,

I know, I know…

September 20th, 2009

So many of you keep updating my site. Usually, I’ve been out and up nine or ten times since I’ve last updated. Ugh, I’m going crazy!!! I have dreams of crimping tiny chickenheads; kneedrops on itty-bitty flakes. Nightmares of killer whips on Micah’s belay. I’ve been fantasizing of climbing at 32 and other places like mad; but I can’t get there!

This damned leg is messing with me, and since everyone has found out about it (secretly, I dunno how: SARAH?!?!) Ya’ll have been hitting the crags without me. I’m dying over here. I can go! I’m not in pain! Very much pain anyway.

I’m stuck at home while you’re all out smashing my records, hiking my projects. You all know I’m not competitive when it comes to grades, but that’s only when I can school ya’ll as you step up to the shit I’m working.

I’m lonely. I miss you guys. Where’s my rope?

I hate being broken. Fucking femur. GRRRRR!!!!!

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Three Times Longer and Twice as Hard…

September 13th, 2009
Home. Car camping was so foriegn to Sarah and I.

Home. Car camping was so foriegn to Sarah and I. I have no idea what Sarah is doing here. The Funky Chicken?

Micah and Dom left Sarah and I in camp this morning to finish packing our things and to head home. They were on their way to Rainbow Rocks on the Tieton River to continue climbing for an additional couple of days. Sarah and I had to return to civilization and be responsible. Mortgages, phone bills. A hungry cat.

Micah dines on a fine breakfast of fried chicken wings.

Micah dines on a fine breakfast of fried chicken wings.

I’d never climbed at Tienton before, though I was excited to. In the end, I wasn’t super stoked on the rock. It was good, but falls were not the cleanest with lots of ledges to break legs on. To make it worse, lots of routes wandered increasing the chances of a nasty pendulum if you took a whip. Or, maybe it was just the couple of places we ended up climbing at. Respectfully, the place has serious potential; and to be fair I was really in a laid back 5.9 kind of mood this weekend. I’ve been pushing so hard all summer, I just wanted to have some short, steep fun.

Micah's 11d onsight attempt. Sexy, braw.

Micah's 11d onsight attempt. Sexy, braw.

Sarah leads the 100-foot 10a. I got schooled!

Sarah leads the 100-foot 10a. I got schooled!

I shouldn’t make it sound like I didn’t have any fun, because I really did. I was able to enjoy a few stellar campfires out in the middle of nowhere with great friends, laugh my ass off, drink a shit-ton of beer, watch shooting stars from my tent and, well…climb. It was a good trip, but I’m broken right now with a messed up knee that’s going to put me out of commission for at least a month, what is shaping up to be Giardiasis; and last but not least, I lost both big toenails (which is not going to help with climbing). I’m really impressed with Sarah, she lead a 30 meter 10a without even looking tired. She actually spanked me because I just wasn’t into climbing it. Meh, not inspiring. Sarah, however hiked the thing and even came down with a great flapper. Tough chick. I like that.

Hey, Sarah's between my legs. She's a great belay.

Hey, Sarah's between my legs. She's a great belay.

Priceless, pure Dom.

Priceless, pure Dom.

This was, for me, more of a trip to relax, play around, laugh hard and maybe send a few easy, short routes. I got to do all of that so I continue to be a success in life.

We’ve decided that we’re going to start a quote book because we always end up saying the funniest things and then we forget them. This trip’s best quotes were:

  • Dom: I love nuts (in reference to cashews).
  • Me: I have endless wood (firewood).
  • Sarah: I wish it was 3 times longer and twice as hard (that last route).

Micah had a few great ones, like usual. But he waits until we’re all shitfaced and can’t remember anything the next morning.

Author: Dasso Categories: climbing, humor Tags: , , ,

Less Traveled.

September 8th, 2009

Trip Statistics

  • Total backcountry days: 5
  • Total backcountry miles: 42
  • Total vertical gain: 12,200 feet (2.3 vertical miles)
  • Average Pack weight: 45+ lbs

This is going to be a long, photo-laden post. Read it. More great photos here (the one with 67 images in it).

Day one: I shall be telling this with a sigh

Tuesday I picked up Sarah from work at The Nature Conservancy at 11-ish and rushed to pick up her truck from the mechanic. We were off for a big alpine trip that we’d had planned for a month or so. The goals were to climb Shale and stay night one on the glacier, then bag Buckner, Mix-up, Magic and Johannesburg over the following few days using Pelton Basin as a basecamp. She had a Nature Conservancy meeting in Seattle at 2pm that we were rushing to meet, during which time I would wander around the Market and encounter other strange happenings for the hour and a half she was engaged. I learned during that time that if you pass a bum on the street more than once, it gives him the right to verbally accost you. Dude, just don’t – I own a can of bear spray.

After she was out of her meeting, we booked it out of Seattle for the Marblemount ranger station on Hwy 2 in the North Cascades, hoping desperately that they’d still be open. Unfortunately, we encountered a little bit of traffic on the way. This put us at Marblemount at 6:15 pm, 15 minutes after they’d closed. Damn! No early permits for us, we’d have to find somewhere to bivy for the night and get our permits at 7am when they opened the next morning. No big, we’ll just be a few hours behind, a sense of adventure and the unknown pervaded everything we did – such a sexy feeling. We hit a camp spot where we lit a raging fire under an impressive thunderstorm next to the raging Skagit River. Dinner was prepared by my finest trail companion to date; Couscous with all the trimmings, cooked under stars as brilliant as an acid trip then accompanied by some jungle juice I snuck in my pack for just such a desperate occasion. The juice we drank ensured a fun and interesting evening of inebriation and laughter all night long, providing us with fodder for jabs throughout the rest of the trip. An impromptu u-turn in plans and a  great kick-off to a fabulous trip.

At the first bivy after we realized we couldn't get permits until the next day. It was a good night.

At the first bivy after we realized we couldn't get permits until the next day. It was a good night.

Breakfast, day 2. Off to get permits!

Breakfast, day 2. Off to get permits!

Day two: Somewhere ages and ages hence:

The next morning we got up, prepared some food because we knew we had thousands of feet to climb before we even got to glacier camp. We packed up dry bags and tent for the last time this trip and it was off to the ranger station for permits! We made our way back down the road in Sarah’s 4×4 pickup in gleaming morning splendor, fully expecting to be on the trail for our destination in a few hours. Once at the ranger station we asked for permits for Sahale and Pelton. The ranger’s reply was “Cascade River Road is closed as of yesterday”. What the HECK!!! He said that it would open up at 7pm that night, but it would close at 6am the next morning for washout repair, and we could go for a quick climb for the day and get into the Cascade Pass trailhead (our only access point) after 7pm. We got our permits, though tardy by 2 days, and hit up Hidden Peak as a good 4,000 ft climb for the day. The climb to Hidden Peak was pretty superb. Sarah, a veteran of the Sierra and Colorado, Wyoming and Montana Rockies was in for a treat as we surpassed treeline and rose above the mess of sub-alpine tundra into the realm of lichen and stone for as far as the eye can see. I was happy, as I was able to introduce her to the jaw-dropping splendor of the North Cascades. Her awe was impossible to hide. We approached through massive chalk-white boulderfields that I drooled over for quite some time (thank god we brought our rock shoes!) until we saw the peak and the lake. It was time for climbing in the alpine finally and we got some good jamming, stemming and 4th and 5th class free-solo face climbing in getting to the summit of Hidden Peak (around 8,000+ ft). The views of the North Cascades were, like always, not disappointing. I remember being here. I remember the alpine. I love this place. The simultaneous feeling of freedom and insecurity is a joyful feeling. It is the city and a million people that I fear.

Sarah makes her way up to the pass, then onto the ridge traverse to Hidden Peak.

Sarah makes her way up to the pass, then onto the ridge traverse to Hidden Peak.

A little free solo for your pleasure! Getting to the summit of Hidden.

A little free solo for your pleasure! Getting to the summit of Hidden.

Sarah on the summit.

Sarah on the summit.

Thousands of bullet-hard boulders with laser-cut splitters EVERYWHERE!!!

Thousands of bullet-hard boulders with laser-cut splitters EVERYWHERE!!!

We thought ahead and brought our rock shoes and bouldered a bunch. God, it was great to crush such beautiful granite - better than L-town by a mile!

We thought ahead and brought our rock shoes and bouldered a bunch. God, it was great to crush such beatiful granite - better than L-town by a mile!

Sarah highsteps her way to victory. The boulders up here were clean and filled with the most beautiful splitters and flakes I've ever seen.

Sarah highsteps her way to victory. The boulders up here were clean and filled with the most beautiful splitters and flakes I've ever seen.

The descent into alpenglow and green meadows filled with wildflowers. Sarah glows for the camera under low crags.

The descent into alpenglow and green meadows filled with wildflowers. Sarah glows for the camera under low crags.

We downclimbed after the summit under a rose-red sunset sinking through shattered clouds on the horizon into the deep blue and then star-speckled blackness overhead. We knew that the Sahale trailhead and our grand adventure awaited with dew-covered firs and wildflowers just for us to discover like Lewis or Clark. We gained Cascade River Road and began the trudge up to the pass in her 4×4 but encountered a roadblock; the road was still closed! We had no option; the universe was telling us that Sahale and friends were not for us to bag this year. Begrudgingly, we made our way back to the Cascade River where there was another bivy on the river that we could chill at until the next morning when we would choke our permit-issuing ranger to death for the bullshit and wasted time. We built a fire in darkness, drank a bottle of wine I had smuggled in for high camp while humming bluegrass and talked of old climbing stories over a smokey fire and headlamps. It doesn’t matter what encumbrances faced us, we saw the beauty in each pinecone, fungus, raindrop and discouraging roadblock. There were still rewards to be earned.  Sleeping bags were warm and sleep came swiftly that night; almost as swiftly as the torrential downpours that woke us up at 6 am the next day.

Gearing up at the TH in the Sawtooth Wilderness - trying to dry waterlogged gear out. A cold, cold night awaits.

Gearing up at the TH in the Sawtooth Wilderness - trying to dry waterlogged gear out. A cold, cold night awaits.

Day 3: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I,

We made it back to the Marblemount ranger station to kick some ass when a nice girl told us that the road contractor had run into some difficulty and couldn’t re-open the road for the holiday weekend (holiday weekend? What holiday? Labor Day? That’s THIS weekend??? How did we miss that??). All morning I had been devising alternate plans on account of our lack of access to our coveted peaks and for the rain. I thought we should head east where there is no rain – and so we did. We stopped at the Winthrop ranger station after making the drive through mist and cloud. We couldn’t see anything more than the pull-on for the Beckey Route on Liberty Bell, but we got good beta for an out-of-the-way climb up into the Sawtooth Wilderness. Sounded good, sounded like solitude and sounded like it was our new plan! On our way up to the trailhead, we spotted a new lightning-spawned fire that we called into the fire district – our good deed for the day – then we were off, four-byin’ up the old road to the 6 mile approach to Libby Lake and HooDoo peak towering above it. It turned out to be the longest 6 mile approach either of us had ever hiked. Direct as hell, steeper than you’d ever like to hike; the trail was wicked, but we made it! We ascended through four distinct ecosystems: shrubsteppe, montaine, subalpine and alpine; in each place we noticed distinct variations on the same theme – we both love being here. Once we got to the bivy site, the weather was unstable, the temps in the low-40’s and the wind howling through the cirque we would call home for the night. Still, Sarah stripped down and went for a swim in the glacier water that was Libby Lake. All I have to say is that girl is more hard-core than any person I’ve ever, ever met. I managed to do a little low 5th class solo up into the Sawtooth massif for the views and a little adrenalin on fresh screefall and the most mobile talus I’ve ever seen. Once down, I built a fire to dry the girl’s beautiful, soggy blond ringlets and she worked on a fine dinner menu. We sat up watching the full moon rise over the Sawtooth Range and their reciprocal shadows being thrown against the talus slopes of the snarled peaks behind us, then we retired to our bags for some good conversation followed by deep, well earned sleep for the night.

We wre kicking ourselves for not bringing the shoes with us this time. Sarah still gets the beta on this 50 foot slab.

We wre kicking ourselves for not bringing the shoes with us this time. Sarah still gets the beta on this 50 foot slab.

So, the air temps were in the low-40's, the wind was vortexing through the cirque around 20 mph and the water was just above freezing (literally). That didn't stop Sarah from going for a swim. That sexy Norwegian blood of hers.

So, the air temps were in the low-40's, the wind was vortexing through the cirque around 20 mph and the water was just above freezing (literally). That didn't stop Sarah from going for a swim. That sexy Norwegian blood of hers.

I did a little exploring. Unroped on choss. Fun!

I did a little exploring. Unroped on choss. Fun! (click the picture to enlarge if you dont actually believe I am there)

Dinner time and time to relax in the cold. We bundled-up, layed out under the stars and watched the full moon rise over the impressive ridge towering above us. Amazing night.

Dinner time and time to relax in the cold. We bundled-up, layed out under the stars and watched the full moon rise over the impressive ridge towering above us. Amazing night.

Day 4: I took the one less traveled by

The next morning, after the howling winds and sleet showers of the night before subsided, we ate breakfast bundled in winter snowgear and packed our thangs lazily. We headed down, but not before Sarah took one last dip in the absolutely frigid crystal clear-blue water of Libby Lake. This girl amazes me. The hike down was quick but torturous. I pulled a tendon in my knee and was hurting something fierce. There’s something about a 50 lb pack that will put the hurt on ya if you’re not careful. We finally got to her truck and headed down in a relaxed mood wondering what the next fabulous component to our adventure would be. “What’s next?” she asked? “Let’s hit the Enchantments” I said. We drove south through the desert to Pateros and then through Wenatchee and into Leavenworth where we stopped by the ranger station to inquire about permits. I say “inquire” because by now we both knew that it was Friday before Labor Day and permits would be scarce. The only let five heartbeats into any section of the Enchantments; most spaces are reserved years in advance. There were no spaces for us. Damn.

A little bit of a party at low camp, Day 4. Who's for a good game of cards with dinner?

A little bit of a party at low camp, Day 4. Who's for a good game of cards with dinner?

Sarah sacrificed an old map to make cards. A good game. She won, of course.

Sarah sacrificed an old map to make cards. A good game. She won, of course.

Hows about a great big, steaming hot cup of "up"? It got wet all 4000 vertical feet day 5.

Hows about a great big, steaming hot cup of "up"? It got wet all 4000 vertical feet day 5.

We ended up deciding to hump into Edna Lake, underneath the Chiwaukum Range, north of the Enchantment Lakes Basin. The first night we spent at an old spot way up the washed-out road as an advanced camp on our approach. We’d stopped at Leavenworth Safeway and bought another bottle of wine and some goodies since our outing was suddenly getting extended. That night we ate well, dank well, and played rummy using cards Sarah made from a map we’d gotten two days before. Many times this trip I wondered if I’d ever had a better friend in life; we seemed to be a mated pair in every aspect. We slept in the rain, awaiting the sweet splendor of the long, steep 16 miles that lay ahead. It was a wet, fun night.

Putting in contacts in the ice cold rain. The antithesis of a fun Friday morning. Big climb coming, be prepared!

Putting in contacts in the ice cold rain. The antithesis of a fun Saturday morning. Big climb coming, be prepared!

Day 5: And that has made all the difference

We woke into a downpour of liquid cold, strapped on wet boots, packs and raingear. We’d heard that there was a 90% chance of snow above 6,000 ft for this evening, and we were headed for thousands of feet above that – so we knew it was on – the adventure continues! We were going to get snowed on! We were headed for Edna Lake, under some peak that I forget the name of as of this writing, but that doesn’t matter. I only sort of climbed it (call it diorite choss!).We spent the good part of the morning routefinding using a Green Trails map that was absolutely wrong – making our way up old roads, switchbacks and some good old cross-country work until we found a sort-of established trail after about two hours. We followed it, guessing it was the right one and decided to go in the ‘up’ direction since that seemed to be the most logical choice. Reviewing the map, it didn’t seem to be the right trail! We decided that wherever this trail went was where we were going, so we went with it. It turns out that it was the right trail and after about 8 hours we made the pass into the alpine paradise that is Alpine Lakes Wilderness. The trip up was long and soggy; long because we spent a great deal of time gorging ourselves on blueberries and realizing that some bushes had been freshly chewed on by bears, and soggy because it poured and poured rain on us. We barked and complained and grunted our way up and over pass after pass after pass and through meadow after meadow and finally to Edna Lake under some fabulous craggy peaks that were veiled with swirling clouds. The temps were in the 30’s and we were soaking wet from the day-long downpours. We stripped clothes off, dried out and explored around 5pm after one of Sarah’s fabulous mountain dinners. Sarah and I ended up climbing up a cliff and spending the evening perched hundreds of feet up examining the mile-wide glacial valley below us for bear and elk for about two hours as 50 mile per hour winds swept wispy clouds through the valley at eye-level. About dusk we decided to retreat to our bivy and call it a night, and all I could think about was Sarah’s terrific dinner: couscous with chorizo, mushrooms, kalamata olives, green pepper and all-around exhaustion goodness. We ate together out of the same pot perched on stones placed by some other good people. It was truly a feast of kings and queens. It was now in the 20’s and we could tell snow was coming. We undertook some emergency heat-saving measures and zipped the sleeping bags together and huddled in the cold to share necessary warmth throughout the night. It was a long, warm, rewarding night, but sleep was fleeting for the howling wind.

Did I mention that it was wet? Sarah wrings her socks out below the first ridge on the approach.

Did I mention that it was wet? Sarah wrings her socks out below the first ridge on the approach.

At the first pass. Still wet after about six hours of up. We still had a few hours to go, but the rain died off since we were above most of it by now.

At the first pass. Still wet after about six hours of up. We still had a few hours to go, but the rain died off since we were above most of it by now.

We gorged ourselved on blueberries for hours on the way up. Made the pain a little more bearable.

We gorged ourselved on blueberries for hours on the way up. Made the pain a little more bearable.

Prepping the evening feast next to our improvised prayer flags. A little exploring was on order after dinner.

Prepping the evening feast next to our improvised prayer flags. A little exploring was on order after dinner.

Dinner!!!!

Dinner!!!!

Some after dinner soloing on a rotten diorite chosspile. Sketchy!

Some after dinner soloing on a rotten diorite chosspile. Sketchy!

Sarah and I perched up on a cliff and scanned the mile-wide valley for bears for hours.

Sarah and I perched up on a cliff and scanned the mile-wide valley for bears for hours.

Some foot maintenance required.

Some foot maintenance required.

Day 6: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood (and you know which one we chose)

We awoke at 6am to a fresh inch of snow covering the tent and landscape – the sun desperately crawling it’s way through the clouds. Curled up in soggy sleeping bags we dreaded putting on wet boots with wet socks and trudging through the 20 degree weather to pack up camp, but we mustered the strength to do so. We packed so quickly, we forgot to brush our teeth, but we did eat a cold breakfast under breaking sunshine and fierce winds. The hike down proved difficult as route finding at elevation in the snow was slippery and treacherous, but the lower elevations graced us with simple navigation and the only problem was my newly blown-out knees. We hiked into the lower layer of clouds where it started raining fiercely, drenching us to the bone. This didn’t matter as her truck was only hours away, and an hour away from the truck was some of the hardest-earned Mexican food and beer in the world at South in Leavenworth.

That night the temps were in the teens and twenties. Emergency heat-saving techniques were necessary. It was a long, cold night.

That night the temps were in the teens and twenties. Emergency heat-saving techniques were necessary. It was a long, cold night.

The year's first snow hit us witha few inches of powdery white. A beautiful morning!

The year's first snow hit us witha few inches of powdery white. A beautiful morning!

The first few steps of the 8 miles back to the truck and civilization. 4000 feet down on busted knees.

The first few steps of the 8 miles back to the truck and civilization. 4000 feet down on busted knees.

The drive home was full of future plans and sleeping, dreaming of the next adventure and dreading tomorrow’s responsibilities. I think I’ve found a partner for life, the entire duration of it, on the trail for sure and perhaps even off. Sarah can kick my ass on just about any terrain; she has more experience, fortitude and balls than I’ll ever hope to have. This trip has reminded me what I’d forgotten about the alpine; the suffering, pain, punishment and torture are not for the light-hearted fair-weather pseudo adventurer; and it always reminds you how small, fragile and insignificant you are. Just rewards for those willing to look deep enough into their souls to see who they really are, who they want to be and where they want to go.

Home.

Home.

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I marked the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

-Robert Frost

What’s in YOUR first aid kit?

August 29th, 2009

Just finished restocking the kit, here’s the list:

  1. 2 maxi pads for arterial bleeds
  2. SAM splint and C-collar
  3. PI – 30 mL
  4. Spare, charged cell phone battery
  5. 2 ace wraps
  6. 2 vet wraps
  7. 2 t-shirt rolls
  8. CPR mask
  9. forceps
  10. hemostats
  11. scalpel and five 10-blades
  12. Two 120mL syringes (for vomit aspiration and wound cleaning)
  13. Three 1mL syringes plus 28G needles for epi injections
  14. analgesics and antihistamines
  15. 3 SOAP notes and pens (plus one body sharpie)
  16. gauze strips for wound packing
  17. five pair nitrile gloves
  18. clothing shears
  19. disinfectant, PI, ISO and EtOH.
  20. Band-aides, tape and anti-suture strips.
  21. Wilderness Medicine Handbook.

I think that’s just about it. Beat that, bitches! The only thing my kit doesnt have is a gun for when none of the ab ove is going to help.  O_o

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PERFECT.EFFING.DAY

August 26th, 2009

Man, I was supposed to work roads this morning at 5. I get up and by 4:30 the crew got canceled for the rain. I’m totally getting shafted by the weather. By 5:30 though, Micah had responded “HELL YEAH” to my text “Climbing please!”.

I had some errands to run this am, so we couldn’t leave earlier than usuall, but we were booking it by 11 to the lot by noon and at New World by 1pm. The weather was perfect; low 60’s, dry, slight breeze, ice-cold rock! Phenomenal climbing conditions! First order of business was to open business by Greg leading the first pitch of the day. Reptiles is getting way too short for a warm-up! Next up was Micah on Reptiles, which he then extended into Oval Orifice, possible project material for him. Note to self: the crux is right off the deck!

The next order of business was for me to continue working the headpoint of my 5.12a project, Rainy Day Women. I hopped on a couple times after Micah set the rope and made it through the bottom sequence nearly flawlessly. for 12a, it doesn’t seem that hard, though I can tell it’s going to be a 100 foot endurance route; taller, steeper and harder than anything I’ve done before.

Later we went up to World Wall Left and tried to get on Megatherion because Micah had a possible project line that is adjacent to it. Unfortunately, we had to wait 45 mintues for the squatters who just kept punching laps on the line. How ridiculous! About then, we realized that the ledge sounded like it was getting crowded – I counted 30 people when we left. They were taking numbers to get in line at each route. Damn! A record at WW1 and a lot of big guns there too.

Time to go somewhere else, like the Woods! I decided that I’d try to onsight my first 11b and feeling strong got spat when my foot slipped on some pine needles. It was a total freak event and I should have been able to onsight at least 30 more feet. I didnt end up getting the chains on what turned out to be a manky pile of choss line and Micah even complained when he did it. Find me a different 11b to onsight! Jeesh!

We then went down to the fissure between Repo I and Repo II where there is a 12c Micah’s been curious about. We set the toprope, Micah rappelled into the void and worked his hardest to figure out why ANYONE would have put bolts on such a crappy piece of rock. I mean even I could tell it was more than 12c, 13+ maybe?? Like, give us a break!

By this time it was 7pm and time for double bacon cheese burgers at the Dairy Freeze. I also got a corn dog and some onion rings (hey, I climbed really really hard today! Shuddup!)

We both left our cameras at home today, so no pics.

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Team Hardcore Rides Again!

August 20th, 2009

On Wednesday Micah, Kyle and I headed up to Little Si to burn some lines. It was Kyles first time outside and a week since I had been up. The summer is getting busy with all the leftover work we’ve been pushing to the side to make room for climbing. But still, getting out was more important today than anything! The trip up, the time there and the drive back was full of the commensurate laughter, joy and inner discovery that every trip is full of with Micah. I swear I have a great time with that guy no matter what we’re doing.

We got to the lot and it was IMHO pretty full for noon on a Wednesday. Micah didn’t expect to see anyone on the walls, just hikers on the trails. When we got to Blackstone, where there’s a really fun and super tall 10a that we wanted to work, we noticed three groups, one of which was on our line. “Well, Micah. Wanna head up to the Woods and I can get a repeat on Streetcleaner?” I said? “Why not” was the reply.

Kyle at the chains of Streetcleaner (5.10a). Nice job bro!

Kyle at the chains of Streetcleaner (5.10a). Nice job bro!

We got to the Woods and I put up the draws on a 5.7 2-bolt crack so that I could warm up and Kyle could get the feel of an easy pitch on real rock. It’s a crappy climb, one star max. We both sent, me with the onsight, Kyle with the flash. Lame. Streetcleaner was next, I wasn’t psyched and aided the crux, but set the toprope for Kyle. Kyle lunged up the thing with his tendency for dynos and strength moves. It was great to see Kyle enjoying himself in the Woods. Next, though was the New World!

Micah after cracking the whip on himself. Nice welt dude! The bruises we endure trying to catch the end of a rope falling from 120 feet...

Micah after cracking the whip on himself. Nice welt dude! The bruises we endure trying to catch the end of a rope falling from 120 feet...

We got to World Wall and Micah was right! We had the place all to ourselves! Micah hopped on Rainy Day Woman that I decided was going to end up being my first 5.12a lead project. I hopped on it and got to the crux, pleasantly pumped out and said that was enough. I’ll save it for later. I had more climbs I wanted to send today. I was super psyched when Kyle got on Rainy Day and tried it too! Way to get on the hard stuff to see what it’s about bro! The regular lines were all burned up, Techno, Psycho, Graven Image. Pretty soon, it started to get crowded. Really crowded. Crowded with a bunch of people who didn’t know how to climb. We heard some sketchy things , saw some even more sketchy things (chatting on your cell phone while belaying with an ATC, for example, or doing the extension to Son of Jesus as a multi-pitch, or hauling a folding chair to belay your girlfriends from, or…oh, God I could go on…), but when we heard this conversation:

Climber: “Okay, I’m at the chains”
Belayer: “Okay, you’re off belay”
Climber: “No dude, don’t take me off belay yet”
Belayer: “Dude, you’re already off belay”

we decided that it was too much circus-freak action for us and we bailed for Blackstone because we didn’t want to see someone’s brains smeared all over the ledge. It was THAT bad! When we got to Blackstone there was STILL someone on our line, so we bailed and called it a day.

Today reminds me that climbing is 10% strength, 10% technique and 80% headgame. I balked on Streetcleaner because I didnt feel like I had the energy to make the crux clip from the crimp. On toprope however, Kyle (A guy who’d never climbed outside before) lunged and jerked his way up it – a route I had danced up seven days before. My congratulations to Kyle for that success, and my regards to him when he entered into the world of “rock climber” after is first fall during his epic attempt at a 5.12a when he admitted to being sketched out about it. This is when it all starts – the headgame. The question “When am I going to fall?” becomes the the answer climbers are always fighting, which is “going” to fall. This is the headgame.

Be like Nic. Just don’t let go. My new mantra.

Once home we hit up Erica and Sara at the Fishtale brewpub for beers and dinner. I had to work early in the am so I bailed at around 11pm – but I still had a great day finished-up with a great evening. You all wish you lived my life. It is so good!

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In the Hood?

August 11th, 2009

Okay, here’s a little challenge for y’all. Chime in and tell me what’s in the hood of your pack right now.

In my hood there is:

  1. Tape
  2. A headlamp
  3. Advil
  4. Fingernail clippers
  5. A knife
  6. A corkscrew
  7. A toothbrush (not for teeth)
  8. 3 empty plastic bags
  9. Chap Stick
  10. A camera
  11. Nasty old rolled up bits of tape
  12. Part of a banana
  13. 3 pens
  14. Toilet paper
  15. Empty can of chew
  16. bag of spare headlamp bulbs
  17. bag of spare batteries
  18. A plastic fork (for forking)
  19. A receipt for Dairy Freeze
  20. Random garbage picked up from the ledge.

No wonder I’m getting in such great shape.

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The Tower Remains Unnamed…

August 10th, 2009

Oh, what a great day at Little Si. I had a ton of errands to run this morning so I was busy busy busy trying to make the 11am meet-up with Micah and zip on up to North Bend. I barely made it with 5 minutes to spare, the weather was calling for mid-afternoon rain showers and we had our sights set on some cool projects (read this post for a prelude). I had been in such a hurry this morning that I totally forgot to call Dom and grab the trad rack I needed to climb Nameless Tower! DAMMIT!!!! Oh well, it’ll still be there.

The Dominator pluggin' gear into the lower crack on Nameless Tower. (Micah Humphrey photo)

The Dominator pluggin' gear into the lower crack on Nameless Tower. (Micah Humphrey photo)

We pulled into the parking lot after a really oddly harrowing drive through nasty traffic choked with crazy angry drivers. What was up with you guys today, anyway? Let that shit go folks, it’s not good for your blood pressure! The skies were cloudy but not imposing, 65 degrees, the perfect day for climbing at Little Si. Shirts came off, packs and rope bags went on and we were moving up that trail like we’d been training at Bob’s Area for a month (Oh, I guess we have been). We made it to the ledge in record time to find the place… wait … it’s coming…

Fucking crowded.

(Pssst. People, its MONDAY! Go to your desk and get to work! I wanna climb!)

First up was a girl chugging up Rainy Day Woman (5.12a). Pretty impressive, but we’ve seen it done before. “No”, her belayer told me, “she’s going for hydrophobia (5.12d)”. Cool, I’m gonna have to watch this. Turns out it was Mad Rock’s 17 year old Victoria Cartwright, who also went on to climb Chronic on a single hang. Twice.

On the other end of the ledge was Ben, effortlessly climbing Flatliner (5.13c) only because he was injured (Flatliner three times…)

So the rockstars are out again. Now I know why you’re not at work working. This is your job. Shit! I got to finally meet and chat it up with Ben and hang out with some other pros, which was actually a lot of fun and refreshing to see more real people behind all the movie-star hype.

Then there’s superhuman Micah, who after warming up on Girls in the Gym got on and without breaking a sweat – but modestly uttering the requisite growl at the lunge, got Graven Image (5.12c) first go. He was totally the hero of the two older climbers working Son of Jesus that had completely stopped to watch him. They were completely impressed, as they should be – it was an impressive send! Way to go Micah!

After a while we left and ran down to the Woods where there was a 5.12a that Micah wanted on, and I would hop on Streetcleaner for the redpoint (dammit stupid onsight attempt!). My real goal was to climb Nameless Tower for a clean redpoint, but that would wait – because I didn’t have the gear (but I could run that part out……….nah, better not). Suddenly, there’s a couple working just to climber’s left on Sweet and Sticky (Sticky and Sweet?) and I just happened to ask them if they’d brought any nuts. “Yeah, we did” he said. “Pieces to 2 inches?” I asked. “Yup!”.

YAY! Nameless is gonna go! I thought. Cool! They were just on their way to Blackstone and we’d have to go borrow the gear when we were ready, which was gonna be soon.

I hopped on Streetcleaner and danced my way up it pretty smooth, ballerina-style. I felt bombproof and Micah said that it was a ton better than when I went for the onsight. Yeah, probably because it wasn’t an onsight anymore. I got the redpoint in no time and kind of wanted to go for another lap. Nah, lets get Micah on that 12a.

The Little Si Epic Award goes to Micah after hangdogging the links up the 12a decided he wanted the redpoint. The absolute instant he was on the ground  it began to rain. And then rain a little harder. And then a little…well, you get the picture.

“Um, Micah. How ‘ryou gonna get them draws down?” I asked.

“Shit, I better get back up there. I just wanted a few minutes to rest…”

Belaying Micah is really fun. We really read each other well. We’re good partners. Throw in some rain, mossy slab, really, really sequency crimpy moves over a bulge onto a mossy slab in the rain and you’ve got the makin’s for a Little Si Epic! In the end, we were all giggles as all the draws were slung and we were hopping down the trail talking to Dom and Nic on the phone about dinner at the Q.B. We giggled a lot today, laughed out loud even more; and a few times absolutely howled at each others totally off-color jokes about…nah, this really isn’t the place to discuss it. It was a really, really good day.

But The Nameless Tower still waits for the cold steel grip of my fingers… I’m coming, girl. I’m coming.

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The Nameless Tower

August 9th, 2009

Man, what a great weekend! Last night Sarah, Ted, Gene and I hung out at my place. We had a great fire, drank really good beer, ate coal-roasted corn-on-the-cob and some finer meat products and we didn’t mind as it lightly rained on us at 1:00am through the soft, ethereal offerings of NPR swing music emanating from the crappy speakers of my pickup. It was a really relaxing and enjoyable end to a relaxing and enjoyable day of laundry and lawn mowing. Ah, a little relaxin’! ‘Swat I been needin’! Except for the times when Sarah would get us all tense from her stories of being chased by mad-crazy 2-ton wild animals in the wilderness. *shudder* That girl has lived the outdoor dream – what a great life!

Today, Micah, Dom, Laura, Nic and Jimmy ran up to Little Si fo’ some fun-sheezy pitches. Nic’s projecting Chronic (5.13b), and we all wanted to be there to bawl that chiseled hunk of a man up the thing. I tried to hop on Goddess but bailed again; maybe it’s a sign? I was telling Micah that I just wasn’t psyched today; that after a day like yesterday all my head really wanted to do was to sit on the couch and watch B-rate sci-fi flicks. That guys is a real friend in the way he supported my decision to not send Goddess, and we went down to hang with Dom and Laura who were plugging gear into a long, steep pitch called The Nameless Tower (5.11a).

11a is my lead-head limit currently, so I was happy to let this one go. I belayed Micah up it and was inspired when I saw the movement. Wow, I wanna hop on this line! I reluctantly pulled on and started to climb it; man, oh man, does it look steeper and less featured when you’re on it. Where’d all those nice feet I thought I saw go all of a sudden? In the end, I got the chains, but I took a few hangs. Throughout the day, the more I thought about the line, the more I fell in love with it. Especially pulling over the roof – I was so surprised at the perfectly beautiful movement of the sequence that I can’t stop thinking about it! It’s perfect for my size, frame and style – there’s some potentially big moves! Nic got on Chronic three times, made the chains twice and the whole time I wish I could have been there to cheer my bro on! Phenomenal effort brother, you’re such an inspiration to me. I really hope we can make it to Bishop for New Years! I’ll do whatever I have to do to get ‘er done!

Micah and I are going back up tomorrow and I’ve decided that I want the redpoint on Nameless Tower. The problem is that it’s a mixed trad pitch and, well, I haven’t plugged nuts in a while, especially never 11a. I think I can do it, though a fall on a bad palcement almost certainly results in a groundfall, so we’ll see how I feel about it when I get there. Even though, I pretty savvy when it comes to setting a solid chock, and it’s a bomber crack that I know I can set. The only hangs I took today were in the bolted section, so maybe I’ll whip my testicles out tomorrow and get some shouts goin’ at the send. Either that or a pleasant ride in a Harborview medivac chopper.

Jimmy at the end of False Idol just setting up for the huge throw on Graven Image.

Jimmy at the end of False Idol just setting up for the huge throw on Graven Image.

The rest of the day was a sausagefest of Nic, Jimmy, Dom and Micah punching out laps on a really cool 12c jughaul pumpfest called False Idol (5.11d) to the 5.12c boulder-problem-from-hell, Graven Image. Micah has his sights set on it tomorrow first thing.It’s gonna go first thing.

The big plans for tomorrow are hopefully me getting started on my newest project, Culture Shock (5.12a) – (I’m tellin’ ya Nic, 5-nothin to 5.12a in a single season, buddy. I can do it!).

First, I need a shower! AND SLEEP!!! AND FOOD!!!!

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Running Ragged

August 8th, 2009

No climbing today, everybody is ragged after three months of non-stop pull-ups, hairy approaches, missing toenails, rock rash and associated infections, tendonitis and my bum rotator cuff. I slept in until noon – something I haven’t done in many years. Today is a day for laundry (finally), lounging, yard work and dreaming of climbing. Why do I do this sort of thing to myself?

I’ m setting up my goals for next year from the Bulger List (the Bulgers, along with Beckey, put up most of the FAs in the North Cascades in the middle of the last century), one of which happens to be the peaks of Ragged Ridge. While researching depressing approach notes, scornful ascent difficulties and the always awkwardly introspective insights into why we do this thing, I ran upon this beautiful tidbit of wonderfully written prose; a soliloquy written under stone. Again, why do I do this sort of thing to myself:

This place is where the digitized rhythms of modernity; the Monday mornings, the “True Strength for America’s Future” bumper stickers, the Qwest Holiday Catalogs, are abstractions. This place is where my presence, along with its cargo of worries and joys, is largely irrelevant, although lighting a forest fire might change that. Here, I can finally step away from myself and become lost in a phantasmagoria of non-human scale. The stories here can last a hundred million years or the microsecond a serac takes to collapse. Here, the nearest star, gravitation, water, and a handful of simple rules that assemble leftover scraps of carbon into a pallet of infinite beauty and complexity are everything. Nothing here gives one flying fuck about me or my issues. It’s a place of grand indifference. I like it that way.

- – -

I follow James up into the fog. This ethereal spirit softens the billions of tons of loose rock we pretend cannot possibly rain down upon us. We traverse Kimtah’s south side across several gullies, encountering a few stray cairns along the way…Several hundred feet below the summit, we emerge into the sunlight like the first amphibians. The jagged silhouettes of Mesahchie and Katsuk breach the vapor sea. This will be, by far, our most beautiful summit.

- – Pat Gallagher

From Northwest Mountaineering Journal

That’s why. I really miss the alpine.

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Send it on Back

August 5th, 2009

Just found this set of clips and I thought I’d share with those who weren’t there. goes down in typical Nic fashion.

Nick’s Stihl Fingers from George Hayduke on Vimeo.

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Hard Day at Work.

August 4th, 2009

Yesterday in the gym I didn’t climb. I just went over tired as hell and complained to Micah that I was done climbing at the Exits. I’ve lost my psych. We need to find someplace else to go. God I hate the Exits! He humored me and kind of agreed, “yeah, a new place sure would be good, and I’m done with Bob’s area for sure” he said.

Last night at 7:30 he calls me up and says, “hey Greg, you wanna hit 32 tomorrow”.

“Shit yeah, bro!” I replied.

I’m nothing if not inconsistent sometimes.

I bailed from work today at 11 and crawled into Micah’s waiting car at the busloop. What does it say about me that I carry my climbing gear with me wherever I go? It was a weird start to a weird day, but a good weird. It was just…weird.

Micah contemplates superstring existance and the role of non-Newtonian physics in the act of rock climbing under Godess.

Micah contemplates superstring existance and the role of non-Newtonian physics in the art of rock climbing under Godess.

On the way I mentioned that I wanted to get some onsights worked at Blackstone, Repo and Greenland. We stopped and hopped on Godess that I bailed on due to lack of calories and a hurtin’ liver from a bad night last night. Now that I think about it, I’m a serious fool for not going for the flash. We got schooled by a bunch of 9 year olds working a 5.9 with some super cute lady that I think I creeped out a little. I seem to have a knack for creeping cute girls out. Maybe it’s the drool and the stuttering.

I fell at the crux on my onsight attempt of Street Cleaner, which pisses me off that it’s now just a fucking redpoint. I so shoulda had that clean! dammit. frickin’ whiskey.

We headed on up to World Wall which we had all to ourselves for an unpleasantly short amount of time. Micah got to burn all the regular lines and I was considering leading Girls in the Gym. That’s when all hell broke loose and about nine of the states hardest climbers just happened to show up with their own “support troupe”. Crag got crowded real quick. Rather than sit in line waiting to get on a line and look like a fool in front of the gods (and godesses too) of the Northwest climbing scene, we bailed for the less crowded sanctuary of the Bouldergarden.

I almost couldnt believe we were doing it, but we ran all the way back to the car, dropped off the rope and harnesses and lugged the crashpad up to ’shwack our way up into the woods. Micah had a problem he wanted a send on and I wanted to devleop my own projects.  In true Micah style, his little project went down in less time that it took to garden it out from all the skanky sphagnum – 3rd go. I think he’s gonna call it Tendonbender and give it a grade of v.6. Really steep, really crimpy, long throws, and one tedious ans hell top-out. Nice work Micah, what an inspiration!

Micah winces in pain as he realizes that we've accidentally expoxied his hand onto the problem. Wait, we dont epoxy holds...but we know who does!

Micah winces in pain as he realizes that we've accidentally expoxied his hand onto the problem. Wait, we dont epoxy holds...but we know who does!

Noting the time and the abundance of moss, we abandoned hopes of doing much more bouldering and only stopped to gawk and the supermassive superhighball rocks just waiting for us to toprope and clean on rappel. Such potential!

Dinner at Dairy Freeze was awesome (thanks again, Micah!) and of course we didn’t stop laughing all day long. I still have insects in my hair and moss in my pants. great.

Why wasn’t my life ever this good before? Oh, yeah I remember why.

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Old Places, New Faces

August 3rd, 2009
At Peanacle: Goyo (behind tree), Debrah and Sarah under Awannaduya.

At Peanacle: Goyo (behind tree), Debrah and Sarah under Awannaduya.

Last week some folks from the Nature Conservancy stopped by and arranged to use the college’s autoclave to sterilize some soil for restoration work. At Evergreen, we support the efforts of the N.C. and their desire to reveg prairie with native plants. Last Tuesday I was filling up with water at the fountain, such is my ritual, when I noticed one of the Nature Conservancy’s big-guns looking at me a little askance; wondering why I was filling three gallons of bottles up with skanky drinking fountain water.

“This is just a little thing I do before I go climbing” I said.

“It’s creepy” from the barrel of the shotgun pointed at me.

We started talking and realized that we were both climbers, and Sarah happened to be relatively new to the area. Wanting to break in on the local climbing scene, I think she was hopeful that this might be a way in. I dunno if it was, but we exchanghed info and Friday I invited her and her friends Debrah and Goyo to Bob’s Area.

I picked Sarah up on Sunday at whatever time and we made it to Micah’s 15 minutes early. I think he’s getting sick of my compulsive promptness. Sorry, Micah. We would meet Debrah and Goyo at the trailhead.

I kind of feel bad in the sense that after we had all arrived I noticed a wee bit of unpreparedness. Had I not communicated effectively that this was an hour trudge up a consistent 8% grade for an hour? I felt like I’d maybe let some of them down. Meh, we’re here to have fun – and we all had fun I think. The three of them really seemed to have a good vibe about them and we all got along really well.

First stop was Peanacle Wall where we all sent Awannaduya (5.9), which is a really fun route. Micah got the send on A Magician Longs to See (5.11d) and we all sent a few more fun lines in the area. At Peanacle, I realized that the new members of our group (wait, were Micah and I the new members or were they??) were real troopers. Each of them had hauled goodies up, Dasso style; a pound of blueberries, gallon of iced tea, sushi… These guys knew how to relax a little with some finer luxuries.

Debrah on Awannaduya (5.9). A really fun route.

Debrah on Awannaduya (5.9). A really fun route.

We spent the rest of the day climbing at Lost Resort, Presto Palace and Slumbersome Ridge. The girls were relegated to playing with a “bouncy ball” at some point, but I think they didn’t really need it.

We ended up hiking out late by headlamp and got to North Bend too late to stop at the Dairy Freeze for burgers. Micah, of course was hungry (as is tradition) and I could tell he was dreaming of chicken burgers all the way home.

It was a good day with new faces and I hope I get to climb a few more lines with those guys again.

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Long Shadows.

July 31st, 2009

In a few hours it will be August. It’s a feeling; one that suggests  I should cue the credits and exit stage left. Summer is winding down. The party is dwindling and giddiness wanes for the solitude and coziness of a fire illuminating the long, long twilight and deep sleep of winter. Soon September will be here and that first cold breeze accompanied by cloudy skies, the harbinger of cold and dark, will lay her heavy, smothering weight upon us. It will douse the liveliness of summer for sure, like always.

Wait. Stop for a second. All this climbing has me itching for the ascents of my past.

Yeah, it’s time to get hardcore. WINTER’S COMING!

Check this video out, it takes a long time to load, but it’s worth it. I’ve been itching like mad to get back in the alpine, where the real climbs are, the ones I grew up with.

Two of the Northwest’s most hardcore climbers, Steph Abegg and Wayne Wallace thread the needle in the Pickets.

What dreams may come…I really miss poorly protected Grade V.

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A Picture of Serenity

July 30th, 2009

The four-by plunge! from George Hayduke on Vimeo.
A photodump of an epic day out with a second family. If only gangs new that people like my friends existed, there would be no violence in the world. We can only hope. A second family for sure! You can click on all images to enlarge and alternately visit Micah’s site for more images! This is just a photoupdate from the most recent post.

At the base of Bridal Veil Falls. I really am going gray aren't I? Maybe it's because I keep hauling so much shit up on long, steep approaches?

At the base of Bridal Veil Falls. I really am going gray aren't I? Maybe it's because I keep hauling so much shit up on long, steep approaches?

That’s a nice crashpad on my back, and a bottle of wine, a bunch of good food and a half-case of Oly on my front. It was a killer hike up! Ugh…

Nic bails from the temps into the 45 degree water of the most beautiful lake in the world. Later, Nic!

Nic bails from the temps into the 45 degree water of the most beautiful lake in the world. Later, Nic!

The weather was so damned hot that glacier melt water actually felt good to me. I absolutely hate cold water because my BMI is so small. I’m not well insulated and I’m like a cat when it comes to water if it’s cold. Fortunately, today was a different story…well, after jumping off a two-story boulder, there really isn’t much going back…

Nic, Erica and I swim like mad for the warmth of the sun after the big plunge!

Nic, Erica and I swim like mad for the warmth of the sun after the big plunge!

We just sat on the rock, getting hot and randomly but frequently flinging ourselves into nothingness and the relief of ice-cold goodness for hours on end! What a magical place this is!!! Thank you Micah for suggesting it!

The first climb of the day*. Here I am sinking ring locks into the splitter thing hands crack on the 5.12c dive platform...okay, I'm actually on my stomach and a little drunk...sue me.

The first climb of the day*. Here I am sinking ring locks while soloing into the splitter thin hands crack on the 5.12c dive platform. *okay, I'm actually on my stomach and a little drunk...sue me.

The day was tytpified by hyjinx and mischief all over the place. Climbing? Who here climbs?? We’re just havin’ some FUN!

That is not a wine bottle in my hand and I am not having the time of my life and it is not hot as hell and this is actually a picture of us on the surface of Pluto. Psych!!!!

That is not a wine bottle in my hand and I am not having the time of my life and it is not hot as hell and this is actually a picture of us on the surface of Pluto. Psych!!!!

Frivolity was the name of the game and the theme for the day. We didn’t care about anything other than just living honestly and playing as hard as we could. We are such successful people!

First send of the day!!! After my second to last plunge (I had to pluge to get off this climb) I sent the Lake Boulder (V.wet). A pretty sick line, goes up two grades: one for tennis shoes, one for dampness. My first V.12!!!!

First send of the day!!! After my second to last plunge (I had to plunge to get off this boulder) I sent the Lake Boulder (V.wet). A pretty sick line, goes up two grades: one for tennis shoes, one for dampness. My first V.12!!!!

We just kept diving and jumping and eating and drinking and farting…and climbing! Nic tried to send this Lake Boulder in bare feet but wasnt committed. I had the forethought to wear shoes and sent! VENGA!!!!! *chuckles*

After the sun went behind Index it was time to boulder hard. We trompsed around a little and found a plethora of problems. Erica sends hardcore here; lookin' fine on the sick line! So much fun!

After the sun went behind Index it was time to boulder hard. We trompsed around a little and found a plethora of problems. Erica sends hardcore here; lookin' fine on the sick line! So much fun!

After our beloved star had crossed behind the towering mass of granite we call Index, it was cool enough to boulder a little. We didn’t give a shit about grades, only fun. Erica really crushed when it came to the V.fun shit!

Nic gives everything he's got to the V.1/V.2 problem! Nice effort bro! (he he he)

Nic gives everything he's got to the V.1/V.2 problem! Nice effort bro! (he he he)

Nic wowed us with his Sharma Scream as he struggled up the first problem. The scenery, the backdrop and the ambiance of the setting totally gave us the energy to be able to send such hard problems as this!!!

Me on the V.0 arete, What a magical place to be able to chill with a crew suffering from a killer vibe and climb under one of the most magnificent peaks in the northwest!

Me on the V.0 arete, What a magical place to be able to chill with a crew suffering from a killer vibe and climb under one of the most magnificent peaks in the northwest!

Lake Serene is a place with endless bouldering opportunities and I really feel like we were the second group up there. After Kelley, it felt right. We wanted to climb the place out!

Sara looks like she's ready to dyno all the way to the top; compressed spring-style. What great climbing!!!

Sara looks like she's ready to dyno all the way to the top; compressed spring-style. What great climbing!!!

We just sat and chilled and climbed and relaxed and drank beer and climbed some more and bonded. There isn’t a greater place on earth than this place in the company of these people! Family!

Speaking of more beer, Sara runs down to the lake to grab a couple fresh ones for us. Climb on!!!

Speaking of more beer, Sara runs down to the lake to grab a couple fresh ones for us. Climb on!!!

Erica gets ready to send Greg’s Arete while Sara restocks the beer trough.

I smear really well after a few cold ones, perhaps I should bring a pint along on my next multipitch....Nah, maybe not.

I smear really well after a few cold ones, perhaps I should bring a pint along on my next multipitch....Nah, maybe not. Erica is spotting me really well, too! *rib*

Without any pressure, or actually any desire to pay attention to grades or names or ticks, climbing became fun again. “Let’s just go up this thing” was the name of the game. A family sort of game…

Micah on the V.12 super-dyno pinscar crack to open hand crimp from a one hand mono on no feet. That guy is amazing!!!!!

Micah on the V.12 super-dyno pinscar crack to open hand crimp from a one hand mono on no feet. That guy is amazing!!!!!

There were some harder problems we all tried…and, um..failed on. It’s going next time!!! It’s a PROJECT now!

Nic throws a nice dyno on the V.0 arete. Way to get up it man!!! Wait, it was monkey bars.....

Nic throws a nice dyno on the V.0 arete. Way to get up it man!!! Wait, it was monkey bars.....

Ha ha! so much fun!

Nic going for the crimp over the lip on Mathis Roof, or maybe we should call it Panic Now (V.3) as written on the tupperware bin left probably my Sheridan's crew. We werent sure if it was a first aid kit or a poop tube. We didn't open it, thank God.

Nic going for the crimp over the lip on The High Life. Not sure what it would go at the way we did it, but Kelley started lower.

We wanted to keep climbing all night, but about 5:30, the thunder jumped over the lip of Mt. Index and pretty much made us all it’s bitch. Time to run home from the neighborhood bully: high voltage electricity!

four-fifths of the Serene crew. Me, Nic, Erica and Sara, all soaking wet from the storm. Wait, where's the good looking guy with all those muscles?

four-fifths of the Serene crew. Me, Nic, Erica and Sara, all soaking wet from the storm. Wait, where's the good looking guy with all those muscles?

We pretty much ran down the 4 miles of trail to the trailhead away from the threat of being deep-fried by lightning. When we got to the car the rain had stopped, but the hunger had totally set in!

There's the fifth man, the big dog, the man with the plan! Micah wows us all with his jazz hands before going to get bad mexican food.

There's the fifth man, the big dog, the man with the plan! Micah wows us all with his jazz hands before going to get bad mexican food.

What a great trip. totally free of any expectation, all pressure and any need to perform in any way. It was pure fun, relaxation and beauty wrapped up in a nice package! thanks Micah for suggesting it! You’re the MAN, bro!

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The Thunder Rolled

July 30th, 2009

It’s unanimous. This was a great day – far exceeding any other trip and our wildest expectations. Last week, as Micah and I were hiking up to Bob’s Area we came up with the idea that we’d go spend a week relaxing, maybe go for a nice hike – maybe somewhere Micah had always dreamed of. Like, say…Maybe Lake Serene under phenomenal Mt. Index. Yeah! Just the two of us with the lake, a good hike, some beers and of course the great bouldering.

The imposing 2,500 ft of Index massif as the sun set behind it at 2:30 pm.

The imposing 2,500 ft of Index massif as the sun set behind it at 2:30 pm as seen from our appartment-complex-sized diving platform. I think I see a good trad pitch or two up there...

But we couldn’t do it without Nic. And then we couldn’t also do it without Erica. Eventually it became a free for all and the entire group was expected to come. Plus, it was supposed to be 101 today, and what better way to escape the heat? In the end, with people working and everything, the Serene crew consisted of Sara, Erica, Nic, Micah and myself.

We got to the trailhead at 10-ish after the 2 hour drive to Index and got to work crawling the four miles and 2100 vertical feet up to Lake Serene. I had told Micah that I wanted to climb, even though it was an R&R trip, and that I’d haul the crashpad all the way up. I also smuggled 35 pounds of beer and wine, and 6 extra pounds of food along with water. I was loaded down, but made it none the less – well, a little less hydrated maybe.

Sara and Erica just getting to the lake. The sigh of relief as you realize that "this up shit" is over.

Sara and Erica just getting to the lake. The sigh of relief as you realize that "this up shit" is over.

Once at the lake, we hooped and hollered so loud we scared all the other people out of the swayle and had the place to ourselves. We’d seen the video of Kelly Sheridan and crew bouldering and doing backflips off a massive boulder roughly the size of a small cargo ship, which we found and high-tailed it to straight away. This was a good spot.

Once there, Nic didn’t waste a second before getting some Greg Luganis style half gainers in which resulted in a rather chest-popping, heart-stopping and otherwise monumental belly flop. From 20 feet into glacier water, that had to hurt.

Nothing a beer wont cure!

The 'family' chills, some of use wet, some even wetter, in the 100 degree heat on our magnificently massive rock perch.

The 'family' chills, some of us wet, some even wetter, in the 100 degree heat on our magnificently massive rock perch.

We spent a few hours diving, jumping, swimming, eating, drinking beer, drinking wine, telling funny stories, getting naked (you know who you are…), I even got in the first climb of the day – and I bet Kelly never sent it (you have to jump off a 20 foot boulder and swim to climb the 18 foot boulder out in the lake). The sun receded behind the majestic-as-all-get-out Mt. Index at 2:30 so it was now getting cooler and time to climb.

We grabbed the pad I’d hauled up and our shoes and found some cool problems straight away (I’m stealing pics I took from other people’s cameras for this post…) We all worked to warm up on a cool V.1/2 and Sara got a great redpoint on her first-in-a-long-time outdoor boulder. Next I found a really fun V.0 arete that had some variations to it that we all worked and Nic was excited about a V.3 roof-ish problem that he and Micah sent but was too much for my injured elbow (yeah, on the D.L. again…) right about then we got jumped.

We got jumped by one of the most massive and active thunderstorms I have ever experienced – and I’ve been through a few (including the 1980 eruption of St. Helens). All I remember saying was “Guys, we need to go, RIGHT NOW!” to which I heard the reply “No effing shit man!”. What had taken us a good 30 minutes to get to we reduced to ten minutes in retreat in the face of catastrophic electrocution. The four mile hike out became a slow jog down some very, very steep terrain in a torrential downpour. This was certainly not an unwelcomed phenomenon on a day like this – giant ice-cold raindrops soaking my bare body in the oppressively humid heat and making the downclimb more like the tropical Mexican rainforest I’ve spent so much time in. It really reminded me of my years in Mexico! The entire time there wasn’t a moment – a single instant – where there was not thunder rolling in the cloud above us. Quite impressive and reminiscent of my childhood.

The soaking wet Serene crew at the base of Bridal Veil Falls. What are you guys looking and pointing at? Naked people? Micah??

The soaking wet Serene crew at the base of Bridal Veil Falls. What are you guys looking and pointing at? Naked people? Micah??

Once at the car the rain finally tapered off and we headed to find some place to eat. A word of caution to hungry eaters on SR2, avoid La Hacienda in Sultan, WA. Don’t waste your time, money or gastrointestinal integrity. We laughed and sang and ate and fiercely loved one another like close family from 7:00am this morning until 11:30 tonight. Life is about this shit people. Get out of your cubicles!

And you know it’s been a good day when you get home and pull empty crushed beer cans out of your pocket that you didnt realize had been there all day. It was a good day!

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Goin’ Postal!

July 25th, 2009

Micah is right: everything you say is an affirmation.

Micah smiles for the camera after my redpoint of Salterello Presto, which starts to the right.

Micah smiles for the camera after my redpoint of Salterello Presto, which starts to the right.

On the way down from Tuesday’s defeat at Bob’s Area, we decided that today we would come back with different goals for climbing: back to our roots. Climbing would once more be fun again, a sick line is not only a place to sweat and scream and bleed, but also to relax and laugh and make up funny shit about your friends who were too wimpy to show up. Climbing is for fun and for yourself.

We decided to lose the competitive drive that had invaded our zen little space last week, and try to put some more ballet back into our movement.

We left Oly at 11, and before we hit the 5 I could tell today was going to be different. We were laughing again, we were quoting funny movies and cracking seriously crude jokes about purely stupid stuff. Back to the old zen! By the time we got to Mt. Washington, we were primed; today was fun already and we were only in competition with ourselves – and as always we supported each other. This is the way it should be.

It was already a good day even if we didn’t send anything.

We took the trail from hell pretty slow, stopping to try to identify birds, eat blueberries and pee off random cliffs. When we got to Crawling from the Wreckage we didn’t even worry about climbing, we weren’t in a hurry. We ate, laughed and then finally climbed. Micah warmed up on Firing up Bob and then it was time for business. He gave a few goes on Crawling, realizing the crux for him isn’t physical – he’s got the moves – its mental. We worked on him getting past his psych problem, rehearsing the movement to condition himself that the scene was doable and safe. Time for a rest though – and time for Greg’s nemesis, Salterello Presto (5.11a).

We hiked up to Slumbersome Ridge to warm up. I got on Ultra-Mega Slab (5.mossy) which needs a good gardener. Micah got the onsight of an .11c that he was happy with. It was a good effort even on hidden surprise jugs. Now it was time to get to Presto Palace and my prize!

On Tuesday while I was working this project I fell and blew the toe out of my favorite shoes, so I went down and bought another pair yesterday. New shoes suck. I had climbed Ultra-Mega in them and it was sketch, they just didn’t move right with my feet, and when I got on Salterello in them it was really bad! I got high enough to place the second draw and came down voluntarily. No way was it gonna go in stiff new shoes. Luckily I’d had the forethought to haul my old shoes up with me just in case, so on they went. Trusted old friends, albeit mildly smelly.

Second go was good, but I was in bad position to make the third clip and came off pumped. This time it was going to go for sure. Somehow today, my feet were suddenly back in the game, I knew where they were and where they should go – flawlessly.

“Climbing”. “Climb” Micah said. Pull-on and lunge for the first sloper. Latch! Feet high and throw hard for the second sidepull. Latch! Heel hook and clip. Clip! Stand and throw to the two-finger incut. Latch and clip! Get your feet high and throw to the greasy crimp. Latch! Feet high again and lunge to the crappy sidepull. Latch (but do not clip!!). Throw to the jug, then clip! Latch and clip! Feet high again and rock over the the victory jug on top. LATCH! Clip those chains! Clip! Howl like you mean it! The postal service is busy tonight, ’cause I just sent some shit!!!

The battle was over. My second 5.11a of the year went down after two weeks of intense hand-to-hand combat. After all of that, I actually wished that had been at least 20 meters taller. It’s not the longest route in the world, it’s more like at 40-foot boulder problem on a rope. The movement and the technique are totally my style though and I love this route. So far it is my absolute favorite thing I have ever climbed.

We paraded around like imbeciles for a few minutes and then got on our way back to Crawling for Micah. He did some phenomenal mental work there. We worked over the problem for another 90 minutes or so until we were comfortable that the links were set and doable. When it was time to send, it was clear that Micah was out of gas. He has this route in the bag, today it was a matter of the head game and after solving that, still having the strength to pull out a 5.13a that’s had to have had all the holds glued back on the route was probably not doable. It’s not an easy route and in my vocabulary anything harder than a 5.12a is worthy of a lifetime of praise. Micah is a true champ who climbs not only for the fun and purity of the sport, but for the inner rewards and success of conquering his own headgame when he steps up to a huge problem. It’s no wonder that guy is one of my best friends; he’s quality through-and-through. The epitome of moral fiber. For a great description of this route, check Dom’s blog, the only one of us to have sent it yet.

On the way out we stopped by Amazonia so I could try another .11a (wouldn’t it be cool if I bagged two .11a’s in one day??), but I opted out because it was getting late and we wanted double bacon cheese burgers from the Dairy Freeze!

Dinner was awesome under a crimson sunset sky with alpenglow shining off Mt. Si. The drive home has never been so full of honest laughter and pure fun as tonight.

It’s nice to find time to remember your original purpose behind something; to peek from behind all the distractions.

It’s life, folks. As much as your distractions remove you from it, you cannot escape it. Embrace it! Sonnie has the right idea.

Time for a new problem and a new meditation. I’m done climbing for a week. This weekend finds me sailing the San Juans with my great friend Charley Waters, Wendesday the crew will be partying in our shorts and beer-helmets at Lake Serene. A little R&R is in order before Squamish.

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The Pimp Side and the Crimp Side

July 23rd, 2009
Gettin; the sides straight. It didn't matter though, because I dabbed the pimp side lunging for the crimp. Damn.

Gettin' the sides straight. It didn't matter though, because I dabbed the pimp side lunging for the crimp. Damn. I also cannot spell while climbing.

Tuesday found Micah, Erica and I back up at Bob’s area for project work again. This wasn’t a trip for fun or frivolity, this was for the suffering, pain, struggle and ultimately for the agony of defeat. Leaving earlier than normal, we struggled under the burdon of excessive heat and humidity up “the trail the devil made” towards our goals. Making it less pleasant was letting a girl who likes riding her bike a thousand miles at a time set the pace. The two old guys struggled a bit and when we got to Crawling from the Wreckage a break was in order.

The place was deserted though, we only ran into one old guy who seemed to have been lost or thought he was somewhere in the North Cascades. I dont know why, but this place never surprises me with its ability to produce the most random and sometimes disturbing trail encounters.

Micah just past the first crux on Crawling from the Wreckage.

Micah just past the first crux on Crawling from the Wreckage.

Micah got on Wreckage and linked it up really slick up until the really hard clip, then down. Rinse and repeat. And repeat again. Just remember, “Micah, you cannot aid this route, man!”. After wearing out on Wreckage, Erica got her first super clean 10c lead under her belt on Firing up Bob, which was nice to see because she had been a little sketched out about the route a few days ago. It just shows that she’s able to get into a good headspace about hard problems and overcome her own doubts. That talent, one I wish I had, will serve her well.

Erica leads her first 5.10c and still has the presence to look good doing it.

Erica leads her first 5.10c and still has the presence to look good doing it.

Time to take a breather from the 13a and head up to Presto Palace, where I was about to be spanked like a little girl. I hadn’t eaten much of anything for 36 hours and the expedited hike had worn me out, but I was going to give her as many goes as I had. Micah climbed up for video and I tied in with Erica on the catching end. I pulled on, made the first few lunges with good movement, but the damned rock felt greasy. I came off. Rinse and repeat again. In the end, I made the chains twice, but it weren’t purdy.

At the last clip, a really desperate one given that a fall from that crappy sidepull crimp means you'll be decking-out. Next time I'm just running it out.

At the last clip, a really desperate one given that a fall from that crappy sidepull crimp means you'll be decking-out. Next time I'm just running it out.

Next up was Erica’s attempt to redpoint her first 5.11b, Stemming out Beyond the Gray, a worthy goal! We wandered down and loaded up for her attempt, she looked great – smooth and powerful – right up until the 11b part when the sequence just evaded her eyes. It’s a hard climb, but a pretty line. The third person of the day to face defeat, Erica was spat off just like the boys, but because neither Micah or I had the strength right then to clean the pitch, she was committed to get to the chains – which she did. A terrific effort!

We lounged for a minute, and then we all went and worked on our projects some more. And then some more, and a little bit more after that. And we all got shut down some more too. We hiked out realizing that we’d come up not for fun, but for work. It was a day of pain, fear, desperation and ultimately defeat. We realized that we’d approached the day with expectations of success, which is something we’d always promised we’d never do – and we were humbled by the rock gods for our hubris. We needed an attitude adjustment – and we got it.

In North Bend we scarfed double bacon cheeseburgers, fries and shakes at the Dairy Freeze with our tails still between our legs. Reconnection with one another was the theme for the drive home, a lot of relationships were clarified and redefined that day, not only within ourselves, but between us and the rock and each other too. I didn’t come away from this trip defeated as much as adjusted and primed for my penance to be paid.

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Old-time Inspiration.

July 20th, 2009

Going to send my project tomorrow, run-out style. I keep watching Sonnie’s FA of Cobra Crack to psych. Watch it.

It’s a good day.

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Bob is my friend!

July 18th, 2009
Curry y vino at the Crag: L to R Micah, Nic, Dom and Erica. Just about too late to downclimb the 4000 ft to the car.

Curry y vino at the Crag: L to R Micah, Nic, Dom and Erica. Just about too late to downclimb the 4000 ft to the car, but not too late after a bottle of wine!

The convoluted nature of my monetary gains and it’s competition with my desire to be outside doing fingertip pullups is one you might not be familiar with, but you should get used to it. Last weekend, if you read me often, you’ll realize that the crew and I got out Saturday at Little Si, and if you remember my girl, Eirca, and I got out Sunday too…to Leavenworth (and Exit 38 in the same day). That meant I needed to work a full weekend this pay period to be able to live (I mean…climb!).

So, what does a guy do? He takes Friday off his day job to climb! This finds me at Bob’s Area at Mt. Washington, off of Exit 38. Not difficult, but a good plan. I have a project up there, Saltallero Presto (5.11a) and the other guys wanted to hit Crawling From the Wreckage (5.13a). That way I can climb a little more rock and make a little more money. Well worth it!

Nic, Micah and Dom projected Wreckage for a few hours and got all the good beta they needed. Micah and I are going back Tuesday, but Dom went up today, so we’ll see who gets the first redpoint. (building anticipation…..!!!!sDFJKHASKDFJHASKHASKDF)

I picked Nic up early so we could run some errands for him and then we booked it to Micah’s to head to 38. Five-man crew today. good vibes and, well, surprises lay ahead…. *grin*

Nic and Erica stopped at Amazonia down low to warm up on some fun stuff, but Micah and Dom had a 13a on their minds and I could only think about my project, so I headed up with the big boys. Micah and Dom worked and few 5.10+’s that I wasn’t going to touch for to save my strength for Presto, but they looked good.

Eventually, Nic and Erica showed up to see the guys working their asses off on Crawling. Major progress was made and  if the redpoint hasn’t gone down by this writing (I haven’t talked to Dom) then it will by Tuesday.

After dickering at Crawling from the Wreckage, we hit Alpinia. A few surprises awaited all of us! We all sent a few easy leads to warm up, I wanted to get on my project and…well, we were hungry. Erica, the crag goddess fir the day, had brought her camp gear and asked everyone to bring veggies. As a surprise, Nic and I smuggled a bottle of vino up the hour-long slog (along with my 7 liters of water (UGH!).

In the end, Erica is a killer cook in the backcountry (yum….) and I think I satisfied everyone’s disdain for downclimbing at night with a little wine.

We all climbed really hard (I almost sent my proj, ground-up! Thanks, Erica, for the most awesome belay in the world, even on that last “TAAAAAAKE”!!)

In the end, This climb was magic! we hiked hard, hauled a ton of gear and supplies, we stayed late and loved one another deeply. This is what makes climbers different than everyone else: a total sense of community. Erica had the genius idea to become crag mother for the night and cook us all a friggin awesome coconut curry dinner, and I had the sense, with Nic’s wisdom, to smuggle a bottle of Merlot up high (sorry, legs….). The rest of the guys simply wowed us all day with their muscles.

At 1:30 am I dropped Erica at her house and drove myself home with a  glowing feeling of success. The guys had made serious progress on the new “dude-proj”, Crawling from the Wreckage, and I had almost sent my project too. Last time I could only get to the first bolt. This time I got to the last bolt. Next time, its goin’ DOWN!!

Beautiful times for beautiful people. I love these folks. More pictures to come, More pictures already in the Imagery link.

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This is what a SEND looks like

July 18th, 2009

A few posts ago, I promised y’all that I’d post video of Micah sending his 5.12d project, Judgment Day Direct at World Wall One.

Well here it is! (on Micah’s blog.)

Watch the whole thing folks! It’s worth it! I get weepy every time I watch it, what a trial and success! Every time I watch this and see one of my best friends sticking the hardest thing he’s ever stuck, I smile and nod. Good job, brother. You deserve this! I spent days and days with Micah working this line, and to see it on video, shot by the man who set the route, is one of the coolest things on Earth.

You have no idea what a treat this is for you to see…

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Commando!

July 16th, 2009

Today I went and worked in the gym for two hours on endurance. That means I had little to eat and pulled timed laps on the wall for two hours: 20 minutes on, 5 minutes off. Rinse and repeat. I didn’t think I’d have the juice for quarry night, but at 4:30 I called Dom and told him I was in. What a good decision!

At the quarry, despite my strain inside today, I rallied some effort actually climbed. I felt smooth and comfy on stuff I’ve felt a little sketch on before. I pulled The Governor clean and ran laps on Calvin and Hobbes commando style…and could have kept going!

I have no idea where my sudden energy and endurance came from, perhaps it was simply psych. I dunno. We’ll find out next Wednesday.

It was a good night for everybody. Melody got to spend some quality time with Nic on lots of different routes, Dom got to clean up a really cool 5.9 that he was excited about, I got Squirt Theory clean to my fail point (typical – headspace and fatigue issues, but stronger than last time), Laura just had a damned plain good time all around, and the dogs ran and chased and barked and were content. What the hell else could anyone ask for?

Life is good!

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bookmark

July 14th, 2009

just so I can find it again when I need it.

600 feet in seven pitches. Goes at two pitches of 10b, all Leavenworth granite slab.

Condorphamine Addiction

Condorphamine Addiction 2

Condorphamine Addiction 3

fun video of C.A. ascent

A guy’s got to have a goal doesn’t he?

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Was That for the Spit?

July 13th, 2009

So there’s only one person other than myself that’ll understand the title, but you guys needed to have been with us today. It was a great day!

I slept in until 6 (a whole two hours!) when I woke up to some light rain outside my window. Dammit! I thought – no climbing today! It subsided and I called Erica for the meet-up beta. We met at Darby’s for breakfast at 8am (chicken fried steak, two over-easies on toast and some sort of hash brown substitute. Didn’t touch the potatoes). The ominous thing was we ate in the middle of an impressive thunderstorm that kinda killed our chances of climbing anything at all. Rain. Damn!

We’d wanted to get up to 38 before the rest of the crew (which was supposed to be huge today!) and get some burns in at Nevermind or We Did Rock before they showed. We were on the road at 9 with me beind the wheel and Erica playing D.J. with her fancy new I-pod thingamajigger.

Just north of Tacoma we called Dom for the rest of the crew beta. Dom called back after we were on 18 with bad news – Micah thought it was too wet, the rest of the girls thought it was too wet – and by that time WE thought it was too wet. We called Mika, still at 32, and told him that the crew had been rained out. Sorry, bro.

“But, we’re here Erica, whaddya wanna do?”

“I dunno, climb something fun?”

“How ’bout we hit L-town if I pay gas both ways.”

“Okay. Drive, boy.”

We drove to Leavenworth under gray and rainy skies with dreams of sugarplums and steep, steep granite sport pitches dancing in our heads. “Damn, but we don’t have a guide book and I’ve never climbed sport over there! We’ll just hit the ranger station and pick one up”, I said. “Okay”. I called my dad in Wenatchee for weather beta – he said it was already in the 80’s. I called Bullshit.

15 minutes east of Alpental the skies cleared, the birds came out and angels sang. The rest of the drive was a mutual discovery of Erica and Greg – getting to know new people when they’re good people is like riding a bike – it just works. We got to the closed Leavenworth ranger station just about noon. No guidebook to be had here….. “Well, there’s got to be a gear shop somewhere in town”.

“Yeah, lets park somewhere and blend in as tourists to find one.” I replied.

It didn’t take long before Erica found an outdoor shop on the “strip”. No help from the highly stoned lackey, but he did give us directions to the real gear shop that would rent us an out-of-date, uber-cryptic copy of the worst friggin guide book ever written for any crag. I mean Einstein couldn’t have found his own ass with the beta in this book. Absolutely stupid. DO NOT BUY this guidebook!

We headed up Icicle canyon, still with granite pitches dancing, but dancing a little less feverishly – it just happened to be that dad wasn’t full of bullshit – it was an oppressive 90-some degrees. Blah…I mean, VENGA!!!

We stopped at Bridge Creek, noting that Bridge Creek Wall offered some 5.9 and 5.10 sport routes. We found some nice rocks by the river and ate, drank, relaxed and tried to use our handy rosettastone to decipher the stupid guidebook glyphs.  We decided that the best route to Bridge Creek Wall was from Egg Rock, which I knew well.

The approach wasn’t from Egg Rock. But, since we were there, we thought we’d get in some bouldering. Erica is wicked. She nearly walked up China Cat (V.2) and gave a good look at the damned problem behind I heart Jerry Garcia that I can’t keep my feet on. She did hike a nice V.1 to the Right of China Cat and an unnamed V.0 with ease, grace and absolute control. Still, we wanted finger shredding granite pitches!

We stopped at Machine Gun Rock, where she sailed up and over Band of Gypsies (V.0) and Dirty Harry (V.1) and almost got Machine Gun Funk on the flash, but didn’t go down due to the long reach on the throw to the crimpy jug up high. I got to repeat though, on my first V.2 ever, like four times in a row today. It’s got seriously clean, fluid movement for such a tall guy. I really love that rock. Thanks, Micah – you’re the man!

We spent the rest of the next few hours looking for something that wasn’t mixed sport/trad or a .14d. We decided to hike up behind some other climbers at Icicle Buttress, but it ended up to be a multipitch trad route. Damn! Ultimately, we landed at some other place with one sport route and what looked like a few topropes. We searched and searched for anchors but within 30 minutes of death-defying searching decided that it was all plug-and-chug territory. What a great time to not have a trad rack!  Just then the thunderstorms burst onto the scene and we called it a day of fun, travel, adventure, spontaneity, and building a great new friendship – and time for home.

We stopped for the traditional Heidleburger on the way out, relaxed in the heat and truly enjoyed each others company. Good times for sure, but also time to get on the road despite not getting a good burn in for the day. Ugh!

But wait. this is where the story gets really interesting. We had to go back by Exit 38 to get back home…

At Alpental I said “If it looks dry, Im stopping. How do you feel about that girl?”

“Do it, boss”.

It looked dry at Exit 38, so we stopped. The hike to Nevermind Wall was wet, but when we got to Substation I screamed “yeah! Substation’s dry!”, but we kept going to rule out Nevermind. I wanted back on Steep Street.

In the end, I got a repeat lead on Steep Street and Erica made it to the chains on TR. She’ so totally gonna send that route next time! I was excited to have been able to introduce them to each other.

My newest climbing partner, E-dub, taping her poor, abuse hands for Steep Street. Such a strong climber!

My newest climbing partner, E-dub, taping her poor, abused hands for Steep Street. Such a strong climber!

In the end, today could have turned out to be a boring disaster of a gray and rainy mess of a day. My spontaneity fit well with the desires for adventure of another climber – and luckily we happened to be in the same car. We got to do some great climbing, driving, adventuring and serious bonding in spite of Mother Nature. I believe that Mother set today up for us. Not only do I have a new climbing partner – someone whose hands I’ll freely put my life in – but also a good, honest friend that I hope to get to know better and better as time goes on.

In all honesty, Erica is a stronger climber than me in a lot of ways, and I kind of like that. I’m not intimidated by the fact that she’s younger, has stronger tendons and better endurance. I really like the fact that she likes my method and my madness, and that she can forgive my weakness.

I’ll climb with that girl any day.

Completely.Stellar.Day.

[edit: I was going to edit out some of the - eh hem, language - from this post. I decided against it because it sums up the feeling of desperation and frustration - and ultimately success - of the day. Deal with it, you're a big boy/girl aren't you?]

[second edit: I couldnt stand it, I edited the language]

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